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Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'
 
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Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
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How To Channel Your Road Rage Into Cold, Calculating Road Revenge
 
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Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Defensive driving instructor Danny Preston says the best way to avoid conflict on the road is to execute long-term psychological torment on aggressive drivers. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video/
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Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work
 
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Our Tech Trends reporter looks at the new gizmo Sony promises will revolutionize the way consumers become infuriated by goddamn blinking TV box things. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
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Missing Teen's Friends Go On TV To Plead For Her Release, Gossip About Ugly Classmates
 
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Two teens visit Today Now! in the hopes of finding their kidnapped friend and letting her know that their classmate is totally knocked up.
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Pop Star's Single, 'Booty Wave', Most Likely Civilization's Downfall
 
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Multi-millionaire pop sensation, K'ronikka, appears on Today Now! completely unaware that she is responsible for the deterioration of civilized society. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
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Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?
 
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With the economy sliding deeper into a recession, panelists discuss whether it's time to stop throwing our money into a massive pit out in the desert.
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Situation In Nigeria Seems Pretty Complex
 
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In The Know: Panelists discuss the complicated issues facing Nigeria or Niger. More coverage at: http://www.onion.com
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FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful
 
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Made by Pfizer, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
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Report: Most College Males Admit To Regularly Getting Stoked
 
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Panelists discuss whether there is an epidemic among young people today who get stoked over everything from free keychains to tacos. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
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Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult
 
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The court ruled a white teen who stabbed a classmate to death will face the jury as a 300-pound black man. Onion News Network, Fridays at 10/9c on IFC.
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Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs
 
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From the Onion Prison Channel: Prison analysts warn rising inflation could devalue everything from rim jobs to shivs.
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Domino's Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat
 
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Despite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary to determine the boundary between garbage and food. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
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In The Know: Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give A Shit?
 
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Panelists discuss the many ways in which our educational system caters to students who try, care, are awake.
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'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat'
 
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Gen. McBrayer discusses how valuable homosexuals are, and why we must never put their lives at risk by allowing them in the military. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
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Congress Forgets How To Pass A Law
 
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After years of gridlock, Democrats and Republicans have realized no one remembers how to actually enact legislation. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
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More American Workers Outsourcing Own Jobs Overseas
 
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A new Department of Labor report finds personal outsourcing is revolutionizing how Americans dont do their own work.
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Prague's Kafka International Named Most Alienating Airport
 
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Business Week ranked the airport last in customer satisfaction due to long delays, bureaucratic employees, and overall oppressive atmosphere.
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Parenting Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Raise Your Own Goddamn Kids
 
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Did Jim's mom fail him? Watch an extended clip here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SExUqnyXJKY Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video/
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Is The Government Spying On Schizophrenics Enough?
 
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In The Know: Panelists discuss ways to care for the nation's paranoid schizophrenics, such as hiding cameras in their homes or audio transmitters in their ears. More coverage at: http://www.onion.com
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Today Now! Interviews The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Of "Fast Five"
 
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Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Jim and Tracy welcome Chris Morgan, the kindergartener who wrote the latest action-packed "Fast And The Furious" sequel. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video/
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DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico
 
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The DEA says Lil Wayne is an indispensable weapon against Mexican drug cartels having eradicated 40 tons of marijuana alone by smoking it himself. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
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Autistic Reporter, Michael Falk, Enchanted By Prison's Rigid Routine
 
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Michael Falk interviews new prison inmate, disgraced financier, Brian Wasserman, and becomes spellbound by the repetitive monotony of daily prison life.
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Back Of Library Smells Like Weed
 
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Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Library patrons in Pennington, IL report that something definitely smells like weed back in the young adult section. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
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Hostages Trapped Inside Walmart Insisting They Never Shop At Walmart
 
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A gunman at a Dearborn, MI Walmart is holding dozens of shoppers who say they only happened to be at the tacky megachain by coincidence.
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Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Talk With Mike Greenman
 
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At a press conference today, the AGU announced it will not even acknowledge Mike Greenman until he begins dressing better and loses some weight.
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Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars
 
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Disney claims its latest batch of child stars is so lifelike, youll barely be able to tell they have no souls. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
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Obama Replaces Costly High-Speed Rail Plan With High-Speed Bus Plan
 
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President Obama's proposed high-speed train system will be replaced with a fleet of buses that will rocket along highways at speeds up to 165 mph.
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VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill
 
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Clean-up crews are hard at work after a VH1 bus carrying reality show contestants overturned, spilling 2,000 pounds of highly concentrated slut. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
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Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interested In Manslaughter Law Loopholes
 
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Host becomes curiously pushy, sweaty in this roundtable discussion about loopholes in manslaughter law in the US.
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Should We Do More To Reduce Violence In Our Dreams?
 
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In The Know panelists discuss whether seeing images of dead babies and bludgeoned prostitutes in our sleep is desensitizing Americans to violence.
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U.S. Shocked Andorra Not In Africa
 
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The United States gave billions of dollars in aid to the wealthy European principality of Andorra, which it mistakenly assumed was a poor African country. More coverage at: http://onion.com
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Thousands Of Girls Match Description Of Missing Sorority Sister
 
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Ohio police have been inundated with false sightings of college-age girls with dyed blond hair, Ugg boots, purple nail polish, and oversized sunglasses.
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New Live Poll Lets Pundits Pander To Viewers In Real Time
 
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In The Know's new live internet poll feature revolutionizes how pundits shamelessly cater to what viewers want to hear.
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Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks
 
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Designers say the new game explores the endless paperwork, routine patrolling a modern day soldier endures in photorealistic detail.
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U.S. Government Stages Fake Coup To Wipe Out National Debt
 
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Congress says that with no way to actually pay back our debts, faking a coup to eliminate financial obligations is the best plan for the U.S. economy.
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Town's Teen-Pregnancy Spike Due To One Impressive Youth
 
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(From ONN on IFC TV, Fridays 10/9c) In local news from Pennington, IL, a handsome teen who owns his own truck is responsible for over half of new pregnancies. More local news at WONN5.com.
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Anonymous Hero Donates Hospital 200 Human Kidneys
 
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Hospital officials hope to locate the good Samaritan that dropped off a sack of human organs in the middle of the night so they can thank him. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
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Perfect One-Pot, Six-Pan, 10-Wok, 25-Baking Sheet Dinner
 
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Best part about this simple recipe: The potatoes, pasta, broccoli, dried chiles, beef, parsnips, beets, and all 12 sauces can cook at the same time. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video/
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Report Finds Troubling Rise In Teen Uranium Enrichment
 
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Jean Anne Whorton goes Beyond The Facts to find out how many teens are illegally enriching uranium and selling it to rogue states.
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Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power?
 
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Panelists discuss whether controversial decisions by the Robot Congress and President Executron indicate robots have too much control over our lives. More coverage at: http://onion.com
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Al Qaeda Also Fed Up With Ground Zero Construction Delays
 
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With the reconstruction of Ground Zero finally underway, anchor Brandon Armstrong invites two guests to discuss the progress. More coverage at: http://www.onion.com
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HP Offers 'That Cloud Thing Everyone Is Talking About'
 
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HP announced they're making a new push into cloud computing and that they totally know what that is. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
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Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move In Together'
 
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Girlfriends' spokesperson Kelly Ambrose joins us in the Financial Fallout Shelter to discuss why Boyfriends moving in with them just makes fiscal sense right now.
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What Is Your Amateur Porn Telling Employers About You?
 
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The First Responders discuss how to keep the amateur porn you make from affecting your job search. (Aired 11/18/11) Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
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Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election
 
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Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper.
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Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot
 
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Experts are still trying to determine the effect of the concentric circles on the long squiggly green objects located in the blue area. More coverage: http://onion.com
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NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: Drive Fast
 
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On the eve of the Sears Classic 500, legendary NASCAR coach Dan Amon shares his strategy for driving really fast in circles. More coverage at: http://www.onion.com
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Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life
 
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After comprehending the capricious nature of fate, the Jaguars could not go through with the charade of playing a meaningless football game.
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Patriotic Teen Fails Spanish
 
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Jean Anne Whorton goes Beyond The Facts, talking to the high school sophomore who has become a conservative hero for refusing to learn his Spanish vocabulary.
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Tensions Mount After North Korea Destroys All Of Asia
 
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Congress has pledged to consider looking into new sanctions following North Korea's eradication of all life on the Asian continent. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
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