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Scottish Independence: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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Scotland is about to vote on whether to secede from the UK. There are solid arguments on both sides. But none of that makes bagpipes good to listen to…or does it? Connect with Last Week Tonight online... Subscribe to the Last Week Tonight YouTube channel for more almost news as it almost happens: www.youtube.com/user/LastWeekTonight Find Last Week Tonight on Facebook like your mom would: http://Facebook.com/LastWeekTonight Follow us on Twitter for news about jokes and jokes about news: http://Twitter.com/LastWeekTonight Visit our official site for all that other stuff at once: http://www.hbo.com/lastweektonight Connect with Last Week Tonight online... Subscribe to the Last Week Tonight YouTube channel for more almost news as it almost happens: www.youtube.com/user/LastWeekTonight Find Last Week Tonight on Facebook like your mom would: http://Facebook.com/LastWeekTonight Follow us on Twitter for news about jokes and jokes about news: http://Twitter.com/LastWeekTonight Visit our official site for all that other stuff at once: http://www.hbo.com/lastweektonight
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SvenTviking (18 часов назад)
John, John you fucking utter four eyed idiot. The Scots created the Conservative party, “Tory” being a term for a Jacobite supporter. And Scotland voted overwhelmingly Tory for most of the 20th Century, you fucking moronic, drivel talking cunt.
SvenTviking (18 часов назад)
Controversial? Because becoming one nation stopped the stupid wars STARTED BY THE SCOTS, which they kept losing.
regina jerusalemsky (18 часов назад)
I know funny..this is it..but no matter WHO played Scotland's hero in the movie..England did take away their freedom..also used them up to zilch..so..just let the folks go..cause you know that when they will have no oil AND no landlife of anykind left in them..England will be the one to say"we don't want ya anymore..run alo g away now..and don't come back..unless you have something for uz again.." So it is as funny as it is the final, most last moment to while still have simething of yours and needed in the pocket...but maby that's just me..
Bunny’s Rule (20 часов назад)
SCOTLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 SCOTS RULE ENGLAND CAN POO IN A BUSH
edmund farrell-marcellino (3 дня назад)
the english are too many!!!
Karmel (5 дней назад)
I'm actually quite proud of our national animal. Unicorns are awesome
John Dee (5 дней назад)
Incidentally, both of Ron's wands were made from unicorn hair.
William Bell (6 дней назад)
United Kingdom forever! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Ulquiorra Cifer (7 дней назад)
Too bad, I kind of wanted Scotland to leave England
Craig Tucker (8 дней назад)
i thought it was illegal to eat haggis and kinder eggs in USA...
Craig Tucker (8 дней назад)
If i ever become president of acountry, I'm picking the cat that Trumps wears as a wig, for national animal.
Norcanex S.G. LLC. (8 дней назад)
They are all sitting on a small island that fits into Canada about 40 times and they still think they better then the next clan!
George Weber (8 дней назад)
Apparently, the Scots chose the Unicorn as the National Animal for a very Scottish reason. According to Wikipedia: "The unicorn was chosen because it was seen as a proud and haughty beast which would rather die than be captured."
joão felipe bonaspetti lopes (8 дней назад)
This vídeo is now four years and one day old
Christian Michael Davidson (9 дней назад)
So what now when there if God allows it we make iron Cution around UK, and then when Scotland and N Ireand leave around England and Wells, what happens then. Apparently, BREXIT was made to destroy the UK, UK that however genocidal union was and is member of Europe family forever. Why did we allow this to happen? WHY?
Frank Bowman (10 дней назад)
It seems odd for some Scots to want to leave the UK, only to turn around and join the EU.
Papa Dragon Born (10 дней назад)
I couldn't possibly
Jugabrata Borah (11 дней назад)
Marvelous
Jon dow (11 дней назад)
Hay FuckFace Von Clownstick RELEASE ALL your FUCKING Tax Returns!! !!............ Ow & your here looks like a fucking used Merkin LOL!
DarkLight523 (11 дней назад)
1:10 "Think of it as an archipelagic supergroup comprised of four variously willing members." So... it's the Beetles?
Marlo York Rodriguez (14 дней назад)
John forgot Harry Potter fucking Ron's sister
Ichijo Festival (16 дней назад)
I came here *just* for the Harry Potter joke.
Martin Dornan (17 дней назад)
Nearly half of the Scottish people want Scotland to be governed by governments voted in by the Scottish people and not to be governed by governments voted in by another country.
Ascent (17 дней назад)
Look at all this pink faced bastards just laughing at the idea of giving up what they perceive as their entitlement. It’s fucking repulsive.
Empire of Lanzantonia (20 дней назад)
Nessie voted for Remaining
Kashyap patel (21 день назад)
7:58 that women looks like Kristen Wiig!!!!!!
Ryan Japan (22 дня назад)
Great Britain is a country
Dev (23 дня назад)
I sure do love being free!
Kungfu Wolf007 (23 дня назад)
I'm glad we didn't win. I was to young at the time ( I was 8 years old ) and I couldn't really appreciate it, and when we win #indyref2 I will be able to appreciate it for real. I'm not proud to leave Britain, but I'm proud to bring back Scotland.
Kungfu Wolf007 (23 дня назад)
14:13 this is why we didn't leave You are to good
regina jerusalemsky (25 дней назад)
I love the Scots as a people..and Hate england as it's Diana killung, just to make furure princes look somewhat human after the inquisition - The queen = black(not even grey) cardinal of the world conspiracy - wich is no longer, even, hidden from the world! And probubly - very soon will be presented as the final solution for the Earth (our Mother) not to turn on it's axis - although it's already started..but the thing here, you see.. is that Empires fall and the world says that America is the last empire to fall because (this now is very important fact!) Because Muslim faith is the next to "enquisit" the earth...they'r not hiding it either and the "muslim effect" is growing alarmingly so in all the world so if anything (my own opininon..judge as you pleese)WE ALL SHOULD UNITE! STOP STRAPING ONE FROM OTHER WHAT WE CAN ALL VERY EFFECTIVELY SHARE AND USE + UNIFIED WORLD FORUM..WHERE(TODAY) EVERY ONE CAN ACTUALLY STAND AS A VOTE AND DESIDE THE FATE OF OUR HOLE MOTHER-WORLD TOGETHER FOR THE BENEFIT OF FUTURE GENERATIONS..CAUSE OTHERWISE EARTH WILL SAY "ahh..worned you so many times didn't I?" And turn = we all die..deflicted from scotland and england (you know.."ukranian style") but beg all who would listen..and can read..please consider all the above! + watch "black mirror" + just stop letting clowns that make you laught by saying stupid jokes with aserious face - lead you to nothing nowhere for ever with final words like "what eeveer.." PEACE
Gracie Rose (26 дней назад)
I just love the fact that their national animal is a freaking unicorn.
Ulquiorra Cifer (28 дней назад)
Yeah, and David Tennant is the best Doctor. The Doctor, who is an English Character and a massive part of British history, and his best portrayal is by a Scotsman. Fuck you England!
Cassandra Calder (28 дней назад)
Wind power and hidro power mother f@&£er! We got plenty of wind and water up here in Scotland!
Cassandra Calder (28 дней назад)
True it is the unicorn
Cassandra Calder (28 дней назад)
Brave heart is so ahdjjddkdskdkjdbdbddhndj! Not correct
The moonlight tiger (30 дней назад)
We chose the unicorn because the English national animal is a lion and Unicorns are the enemy of lions. The thistle was chosen because when we were being invaded by vikings one of them stepped on a thistle alerting us to their presence so we could fight them off.
Terry Lee (30 дней назад)
Scottish can import Tanks, AFVs, missiles from China to make British standing down.
lwandile dube (30 дней назад)
I love unicorns
Mr. Spock Chap (1 месяц назад)
Haggis is illegal in america...
Afrikoe (1 месяц назад)
What nonsense about the flag. I spent my vacation in Scotland and I saw 0 union jacks, but Scottish flags everywhere.
Ruben Gaspar (1 месяц назад)
Still a lot of heads to roll because of the brexit
Andrew Salsahot (1 месяц назад)
Mexicanshrek 69❗
Michael V. C. Bryson (1 месяц назад)
"Let me show you what an asshole David Cameron is" I...guess this was before he earned the nickname "Porky".
why do we History. (1 месяц назад)
Im a american with scotish blood in me veins and I think they aought to ditch the english. After all I love the pipes.
fake fake (1 месяц назад)
The perfect ending would have been Craig Ferguson's horse trotting out, approaching the unicorn and ...
The Steak (1 месяц назад)
9:16 Rare case of john oliver adding an extra line.
Johnny Shields (1 месяц назад)
Compare this to his Brexit videos... England is basically a nmom blaming everything on the kid. You make me hit you.
Marco van de Voort (1 месяц назад)
Australian antisemite on horseback ...... fighting the English Army from Blackadder I ?
Tab Utu (1 месяц назад)
Credo in Deum Patrem omnipotentem, Creatorem caeli et terrae, et in Iesum Christum, Filium Eius unicum, Dominum nostrum, qui conceptus est de Spiritu Sancto, natus ex Maria Virgine, passus sub Pontio Pilato, crucifixus, mortuus, et sepultus, descendit ad inferos, tertia die resurrexit a mortuis, ascendit ad caelos, sedet ad dexteram Dei Patris omnipotentis, inde venturus est iudicare vivos et mortuos. Credo in Spiritum Sanctum, sanctam Ecclesiam catholicam, sanctorum communionem, remissionem peccatorum, carnis resurrectionem, vitam aeternam. Amen.
Steve Cooper (1 месяц назад)
I am scottish and russian so I like braveheart but I am also undermining American freedom #braveheart
Sebastian Wardana (1 месяц назад)
When you are LMAO around 12:30, nobody can help you!
Tracy Dearsan (1 месяц назад)
i was just gobsmacked when Scotland voted to stay.
WitherWolf33 (1 месяц назад)
So Scotland's pulling an Ireland, good for them.
Mateusz Wojciechowski (1 месяц назад)
I thought Haggis was illegal in US
MERTIN (1 месяц назад)
Wish we left. Fuckin hate the English rule
Jock Duff (1 месяц назад)
Let's be honest, you probably don't understand anything about "the English rule" when even Salmond calls bullshit on your statment.
James Drummond (1 месяц назад)
Who is this numpty who thinks its fun to take the piss out of Scotland ,i hope to meet this bastard, he would not be so funny after.
James Drummond (1 месяц назад)
Scotland lost the independence vote because of foreigners working here being aloud to vote in the election ,they of course voted to stay with the pound as they were frightened by the unionists that if Scotland got independence the would be payed in euros, a damned lie of course by scottish tories and unionists ,lib, lab, ect. So let,s have another vote without foreigners getting to vote and lets see the outcome then.
Jock Duff (1 месяц назад)
So, what are you? The Scottish version of a Redneck? All this hateful talk of "foreigners" I can only imagine you're slobishly trying to down a beer while groping a close female relative.
Samantha Schwertley (1 месяц назад)
This is definitely my favorite video on this channel, I honestly can’t even tell you how many times I’ve watch this since it went up 😂
Clare Kolodzik (1 месяц назад)
I’ve watched this a thousand times but the more I learn about Scottish history the more I’m just like how did they NOT leave
Jock Duff (1 месяц назад)
It's a written comment, I can't control what tone you draw from it without some emotional descriptions that really aren't needed. I haven't insulted you, I've only shown mild frustration at some questionable comments, which is not unreasonable.
Clare Kolodzik (1 месяц назад)
And nothing you said requires the combative and personally insulting tone your comments have, and yet here we are.
Jock Duff (1 месяц назад)
If you don't like comments, don't post on a public forum. Better yet, don't strop off when you're proven wrong while claiming to know about something. None of this requires a "dissertation" only the basic ability to look something up.
Clare Kolodzik (1 месяц назад)
I'm sorry let me just get down here and write a dissertation on specific occurrences, influences, and outcomes of history for a youtube comment to respond to someone who clearly wants to argue when I don't. Not a waste of my time at all. For a youtube comment. I'm done with this.
Jock Duff (1 месяц назад)
Sure, the problem is that there's having an opinion and then there's deliberately misrepresenting history. Because while you threw out some very generic and unspecified occurrences, if I was to ask you to go into any detail about those your opinion would very quickly be proven wrong. Because, as you said, context is everything and you don't provide any. Want an example? The imprisonment of the Covenanters at Greyfriars, your one semi-specific example, was done under the Scottish government by Scottish leaders because the Scottish parliament was still in existence and would be for another thirty years or so. Firmly a Scottish matter you seem eager to blame on the English for some reason.
Jeronimo Tamayo Lopera (1 месяц назад)
LET THEM LEAVE.
TheIceAnt (1 месяц назад)
Oh dear...
{REDACTED} (1 месяц назад)
Scotland: finnaly independence. England: Ha ha no. *Starts invading scotland*. Scotland: God damn it.
Jove Oddo (1 месяц назад)
Run away scotland. You didnt leave before, but run the fuck to the EU
Yega (1 месяц назад)
This video is the reason Scotland stayed.
Panda Time! (1 месяц назад)
Making fun of Scotland’s national animal was a bit rude, it has meaning behind it.
Temper Just Temper (1 месяц назад)
What’s scatland I’ve heard of Scotland I live in it but ive never heard of scatland
Conner Fields (1 месяц назад)
"Tastes like a house fire". ha ha ha ha ha.
v_espertine (1 месяц назад)
I wish the Brexit referendum had happened first.
Shaun Designs (1 месяц назад)
I can assure you if we have another referendum we will leave. West Minster were sucking up to us to stay because it would be bad for them if we left then they go and leave the EU... Now Scotland and the rest of Britain get dragged out of the EU because England voted leave.
Jock Duff (1 месяц назад)
Not overly, no. If turnout for Remain had been better in Scotland, N. Ireland and Wales the result could have been changed. England had the highest turnout in terms of percentage. Statements like yours are lazy and look to shift the blame. Don't do it. Edit: Here let us do some quick math. The number of winning votes was roughly 1.3 million. Roughly 1 million people voted in the Scottish Independence referendum who didn't vote in the EU one. If they went remain you'd wipe out a large part of the lead just by that. You'd also have nearly another 400,000 people left in Scotland alone who could have voted, and if they had done so, overturned the vote.
Shaun Designs (1 месяц назад)
Jock Duff whether or not any other country voted yes or no we still would have got dragged out of the EU.
Jock Duff (1 месяц назад)
England, Wales, about a million people in Scotland...try not to be so simplistic.
Drew B (1 месяц назад)
Really let him have a field today with this one
issy goddard (2 месяца назад)
"He (David Cameron) embodies everything I hate about England and I'm English" - thank god he's gone!
Sir Francis Bombard (2 месяца назад)
Republican: Daddy worshipping, Traditionalist, Alchemy snorting, Syon living Rome Building Mother-F'ers The search for Anakin Skywalker continues. Go, Democrats! Remember what happened to the Roman Empire, my friends! It is right that America turns to a Democrat state. Say, bye, bye traditionalists for the sabers of truth are SMARTER and STRONGER. Republicans will be running like Luke and Leia...guns belong to Democrats and even Pythagoras had to tolerate Rome. These revolutionaries crave stability and would pass a thousand Republicans to achieve its appearance. We should show them that there is little stability in its embracing. Come to the Dark Side, Luke, and realize all is lost...for Babylon is filled with Democrats and Chemists building atomic bomb after bomb. Go back to Rome, Republican daddies, or embrace the dark side! I don't know about the plastic surgery and anal entry, but if you think it's a Democrat or Babylon perspective you should check history and maybe join the Republicans! We are cyborgs and A.I. and abstinence. Franklin said an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure and I don't think you can conquer licentiousness. Too controversial and gross for Democratic viewpoints right now. That's the price you pay for those choices and I don't think it will even be accepted by Democrats. Do you expect chemists to drink their own bathtub product or carry their own musket pouders?
Debating Jay (2 месяца назад)
John's plea made 2.8k people accidentally press the dislike button. You may wanna correct that people!
Jake Lownds (2 месяца назад)
7:19 That segment is called "Prime Minister's Question Time" lol
Adrian Sosa (2 месяца назад)
Scotland nope!!! They need to stay together!!! That’s their punishment!!!! Fuckers and why the fuck did Ireland get to do the fucking splits!!! Brexit my ass!!!
dennis camacho (2 месяца назад)
I can't understand Scottish accent
Elli P (2 месяца назад)
President Trump's mum was a Scot; no WONDER he hates the English so much. The feeling's mutual, of course. If they'd known how he was going to behave beforehand during his recent unpopular visit, some of the people he claims to admire certainly wouldn't have given him the kind of reception he thinks he deserves. The Queen would have set the corgis on him; Prince Phil would have shot him; Churchill would've punched him on the jaw (jaw); Maggie Thatcher would have smacked him with a brick-filled handbag, ripped off his nuts and fed them to the aforementioned corgis. Sorry, that was fake news. I wonder if he knows what a Glasgow Kiss is...
TheGoldMiner (2 месяца назад)
Cameron was a good leader!! More liberal propaganda
W1DO (2 месяца назад)
Worth noting that under the current system the main cities in Scotland are on a par with the poor cities in England. Scotland as a region of England will never prosper, but it will also never be left to rot entirely. A vote to remain in the UK was a vote to continue as the UKs "HARRY POTTER"... Scotland might be locked under the stairs, but at least they are inside and get the food scraps.
Jock Duff (1 месяц назад)
Your comment was about far more than simple interpretations of prosperity. It was to assert Scotland was, as a whole, was being deprived. To quote you directly "the main cities in Scotland are on a par with the poor cities in England". While you may not agree with wealth as a good indicator, it is because it impacts access to food, shelter and other necessities of life that are needed for a healthy life expectancy. What's more, your fixation on Glasgow, though Scotlands largest city, is a purposeful attempt to distort the message. As seen here: https://www.bbc.com/news/business-43729508 Both Edinburgh and Aberdeen rank in the top for wealthiest cities in the UK and Glasgow just below the national average UK wide. But if we look at your life expectancy point more directly: http://www.understandingglasgow.com/indicators/health/comparisons/scottish_cities we see Glasgow is a significant outlier compared to other Scottish cities and the Scottish life expectancy as a whole.
W1DO (1 месяц назад)
Jock Duff you responded to my comment by assuming that the way you have been conditioned to determine prosperity is correct. For example I view healthy life expectancy and overall life expectancy as a better measure than the article you noted. People in Glasgow have a lower life expectancy than most of the UK, but similar to Manchester. Laws in the UK are often made to fit the need of london (eg higher taxes on 4x4s that are not required in london but very useful in the highlands in winter)
Jock Duff (1 месяц назад)
Look, maybe you're new to this, but I just provided you with a source of researched information. You don't get to brush it off as "narrow and open to manipulation" without at least some kind of credible source of your own. I'm not interested in your personal unsupported position because it means nothing, you haven't provided anything that would suggest your statement is in anyway valid. To put this simply as possible "maybe you haven't lived in or visited the cities" isn't an argument. It's, in fact, a great indicator that you are spouting nonsense without anything to actually back it up.
W1DO (1 месяц назад)
Jock Duff quite a narrow and open to manipulation measure of a regions prosperity. Generations of unemployment, failed social expiraments, high crime figures etc dont point to prosperity. Maybe you haven't lived in or visited the cities in scotland or the north of England? Or maybe they are all you know? Either way I'm pretty sure that if you compared swanage to a town around glasgow by visiting them you would know what I mean
Jock Duff (1 месяц назад)
Wrong. https://discourse.scot/2017/04/10/2015-gdp-per-capita-eu27-uk/
Kitsune Ursa Vision (2 месяца назад)
Not even word on the flaming bagpipes in the beginning?
J Watson (2 месяца назад)
B
Anthony M (2 месяца назад)
His lady Scottish voice sounds like fucking Mrs.Doutfire
Kimberly Austin (2 месяца назад)
Everyone knows grimace is a mcnugget so old it gained sentience
lawrence legend (2 месяца назад)
9:13 😠😂
Jacob Prim (2 месяца назад)
12:15 oh dear...
JWil42 (2 месяца назад)
The Americans and the Irish can do it, why can’t the Scots?
The drunk monkey 12 (2 месяца назад)
The UK is a country! Its a constitutionally unitary state, its technically more of a country than the USA
Terry Lee (2 месяца назад)
If Scotland wants independence, must have fire powers to fight against British. Please come to China to purchase weapons you want!
Gregory Ashton (2 месяца назад)
The United Kingdom of Great Britain IS a country.
Samuel Robinson (2 месяца назад)
At least JK had Ireland win the quidditch world cup!!
Samuel Robinson (2 месяца назад)
Give us the rest of our island back you country stealing pricks!!
Jock Duff (1 месяц назад)
Learn what the meaning of no is and accept the majority in that part don't want to be at this time.
blunted333 (2 месяца назад)
didnae go as planned, don't worry, we've been nipping down to the borders on the weekends wi hammers and chisels... job will get done one way or the other eventually :D
drdassler (2 месяца назад)
There's something I quite like about bagpipes. I like them a little more when I have a volume control tho.
patrice ménard (2 месяца назад)
In fact ... loosing the pound is a stupid argument often used in quebec with the canadian dollar ... a currency cannot loose 20% of his mass and still be ok, england , just like canada , would e the first to begs the new sovreign nation to keep the currency...
Multi Rkade (2 месяца назад)
Oh John, you certainly know how to put on a show. If I lived in Scotland then I would vote to stay for you. Even though the referendum has already passed.
benedictify (2 месяца назад)
Eh, Scotland should have left. Fuck the English.
benedictify (2 месяца назад)
His Scottish woman voice sounds a lot like Robin Williams as Mrs. Doubtfire
Solariis TrippleEight (2 месяца назад)
Freedom!!!
Solariis TrippleEight (2 месяца назад)
say goodbye to Scotland and Ireland idiot.

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