Donald Trump could soon dismantle the agreement designed to curb the Iranian nuclear program. Our catheter cowboy will do his best to keep that from happening.
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It's funny how people only zeroed in on the hostage crisis and the "Death to America" chants back in the day and never stopped to wonder why someone would say something like that. If someone calls for your death, assume that you've done something wrong in their eyes and they're not being insane and evil.
Trump is right!
We need to keep nuclear technology away from countries that practise religious demagoguery!! It is past time to put nuclear restrictions on the United States of America!!! Stop the atomic nutters NOW!
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"We don't get anything out of it" uh I don't know about that. How about avoiding nuclear proliferation, and further escalating a cold war between Saudi Arabia and Iran to something that resembles the one between the US and the USSR
Is he trying to get people to watch fox news ? 🤔 because all of the sudden I wann see this ad with a cowboy who doesn't like pain when he caths 😁😂🤣🤔 but in order for me to see it I would have to watch fox news
thats the greatest bullshit... the iran deal is bullshit espciaially germanys deals with the antisemit regime is horrible... let me get this straight... yeah trump is an idiot but the thing with the iran deal is the only thing where he is right.
I'm cool with it being called the Zionist regime, considering its an apartheid state. The fact that he wishes Jews a happy holiday doesn't surprise me at all because he has no problem with Jews. His problem is with a state that is routinely killing and imprisoning and torturing the people of Palestine.
I'm sorry I missed the appalling threat against Israel. I thought that He said Israel wouldnt be there in 25 years, by which he may be saying that the internal conflicts within the state of Israel will make it impossible for the state to survive that long. And without reform and a continuation of its dreadful policies regarding Palestinians He may be right. But this isnt a threat, is it?
So much for American credibility. Who will ever make a deal with us, or keep a deal once made, now that Trump has made clear to everyone how worthless our word is? What options will we have but endless war?
It's not just Trump who is absolutely wrong about Iran and the JCPOA. Anyone who has said Iran has been trying to build a nuclear weapon, is also wrong. Both Iran and Pakistan have had nuclear programs for the same amount of time, yet only the latter has built a nuclear weapon, and Iran is a larger, more developed nation than is Pakistan. So if Iran hasn't built what Pakistan did several decades ago, then the obvious conclusion is they aren't even trying.
yeh, the Iran nuclear deal is scrapped by Donald and now he's got his sight on a nuclear deal with Russia (that is the reason why he wants to move manufacturing, coal and steel back to the US - a big war)
BTW, North Korea is NOT denuclearized, for anyone dumb enough to believe it. And they WILL NOT. Why would they????? It's Kim's ONLY protection, what he recently called his cherished sword (and he sees how trustworthy Trump and the USA as a whole is). A super vague promise to "work towards denuclearization" was NK & SK's great con on Donald Trump. And it worked!!! Trump was going crazy and instigating war, while the leaders of NK & SK were the more balanced minds, arranging a con that would make Donald look good, and stop a nuclear extermination, because Trump is too fucking stupid to get it. WHY THE FUCK would you elect such an idiot??? He didn't even colour his OWN AMERICAN FLAG properly!!!! He coloured in a blue STRIPE!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euyf60aDq_s
What a shock! Yet another thing Trump doesn't know WTF he's talking about! Trump doesn't study a damn thing, if his name isn't in it. You should ALWAYS assume that everything Trump says is a lie! Trump did the same thing with healthcare. Let's destroy Obamacare! And then? Wait and see when his healthcare kicks in (which he personally didn't work on anyway) - of course many Americans are going to be severely screwed. And the people who think, "I'll just get health care when I need it," good luck, because you won't be able to afford it.
Oliver is an idiot on Iran and the Iranian regime. Anyone who's been fed the "hardliners" and the "moderates" propaganda is a sad tool for the Iranian regime. Long story short – the Iranian regime cannot even develop a weapon on its own. They've been trying for decades. The deal they squeezed out of good nerdy boy Obama was the paramount of everything they had dreamt of: money from the West, recognition, business deals, removing sanctions. What they've been doing in Syria clearly unveils some of the benefits they have been reaping since their deal with Obama was signed.
The regime is desperate for power and influence way more that the media portrays it to be eager for any nuclear weapons. It needs money and influence to invade more neighbouring countries and to continue repressing its minorities and supporting its proxy gangs all around the world.
The Iranian regime cannot do any of that with nuclear warheads.
Being a first generation American from an Iranian family I can tell you the Iran deal was the closest to reconciliation the U.S. government has come since they helped France overthrow Shah and put an Islamic extremist in power. Iranian people share the blame in allowing themselves to believe the false information spread during that time that allowed for the revolution to take place. However, this deal would have helped the people of Iran to peacefully take back control of Iran's government over time. Many people want the current Iranian government gone, but our parents still remember the bloodshed and terror after the last revolution and have done everything they can to keep another from happening understandably. It breaks my heart to know that while the people of Iran are wonderful individuals for the most part, we feel abandoned and alone in the world.
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