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There’s an Iranian church in Maryland that stared by an American pastor who grow up in Iran. 9 yrs ago when this thief decides to move to Colorado not only the church felt apart also the s.o.b took the church money with him. Even the assholes who are currently running it they steal too n Getting away with it. Just google Tat Stewart and you’ll be surprised.
I used to go to the gym here in Virginia and there was this guy who wanted and was working on becoming an ordained priest /preacher - ALL he talked about was how much money he was going to make doing it - and I asked him how does he feel about Jesus? He said, Jesus is what people want to hear and get them to pay my bills.... I was like dude - I am not a Christian, but out of respect and love for Jesus, don't ever talk to me again - Christianity is dead - has been for 100's of years - False teachings and profit making is just sick --
Ezaarkash Yeah, the same thing happened to me. When it's hot like it has been, I leave containers of water around my property for my cat and any animals who need a drink. Yesterday, I found a tiny frog in one of the containers and I said to myself, "I'll just take this in the house so I can sit down and watch the frog swim around in the container of water." As soon as I got in the house the frog jumped to the floor and hopped away. Now there is a plague of dust mites everywhere in the house. I have tried everything, I sprayed all the walls with alcohol and washed everything I own except my shoes. Still, a plague of mites. So, I am sorry about your Mom and all. But what I really need to know is can a little frog curse a person with a plague of dust mites? In the bible, I mean.
Mathew 25: 35-40. For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, 36 I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’
37 “Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’
40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’
I especially LOVED this video because I actually do have Lupus. I should start my own church because I have received no benefits from having this terrible disease, other than getting disability but who really wants to live on disability, trust me it fucking sucks. If these frauds can benefit from this bullshit why can't I find a damn loophole to get myself out of the gutter.
IT WILL BE EASIER TO PASS A CAMEL THROUGH THE EYE OF A NEEDLE THAN TO HAVE A RICH MAN GET INTO HEAVEN. If these guys can reimburse the church for the use of the jets, do they reimburse for just the fuel or the wear and tear and pay the pilot?
no one brings up the vile atrocities of the nuns... who in one case felt it within her scope to roll back my foreskin to see for herself if i had a normal penis...
2nd grade summer...
2nd 2nd grade to ensure i didnt tell
The key to losing weight would be in the bottom of that bag of MnMs cos u would be closer to getting diabetes which in turn makes u lose weight drastically at the small cost of random fainting episodes, being at the risk of sudden death, ur wounds not healing ever etc.
While it's sad in many ways that so many millions of gullible (and probably not too intelligent) people are taken in by religion, it really is a self-inflicted wound. There is no excuse today for the overwhelmikng majority of people not to learn a little science (hey....use the internet if you don't read books) and not to engage in a little reason and critical thinking. Jeez I wish our species would rid itself of supernatural nonsense!
Unfortunately many of these Televangelists n "pastors" twist and misrepresent God's Bible Word. I'm still a believer in Christ but these people are a bad representation of God 😢. I've fallen victim to their tricks before...🙁
evengelists are as dangerous as islamists ! religion is a brain washing machines that makes people crazy and we see it with all these anti abortions idiots ! religion is our ENNEMY, and religion is responsable for all the tortures animals endures, because they wrote in the bible that animals do not matter, that they are inferior beings, and we should enslaves them, kill them, but they LIED !!! what they forgot to tell you is that humans, are animals, too !!!!! animals do matter, they are intelligent, they see things we don't see, they hear things we don't hear, they are aware of their surroundings, they have feelings, they are sensitive, they eat, drink, make love, and they can fly and run faster than we do ! JUST LIKE US and more !!!! RELIGION IS A POISON !!!!
Let me recap your Christian premises for you;
*A logical explanation*. . .The popular belief that a celestial Jewish baby who is also his own father, born from a virgin mother, died for three days so that he could ascend to heaven on a cloud and then make you live forever only if you eat his flesh, drink his blood and telepathically tell him you accept him as your lord & master so he can remove an evil force from your spiritual being that is present in all humanity because an immoral woman made from a man's rib was hoodwinked by a talking reptile possessed by a malicious angel to secretly eat forbidden fruit from a magical tree. It all sounds perfectly plausible. . . .
Now just send me money and I can help you find Jesus!!
*Three weeks later*; Thanks for the money, here is a Jesus coaster so he can bless your drink. Jesus is getting closer to you, send some more quickly and I am sure you will find him quicker!!
Well done John and team for exposing these Disgraceful, scheming, lying, abominations. Dirty conmen and women. I’d love to think the government will get them but evidently no one official is willing to stop them. Stop giving your money to these devils people!
well this kind of things paul already said in 2 timothy 4:1-5...
In the presence of God and of Christ Jesus, who will judge the living and the dead, and in view of his appearing and his kingdom, I give you this charge:
2 Preach the word; be prepared in season and out of season; correct, rebuke and encourage—with great patience and careful instruction.
3 For the time will come when people will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear.
4 They will turn their ears away from the truth and turn aside to myths.
5 But you, keep your head in all situations, endure hardship, do the work of an evangelist, discharge all the duties of your ministry.
For Tim who believes every word of the bible, psalm 137:9- Happy are those who bash the heads of babies against the rocks. There isn’t anything written in any book that is more repulsive or ridiculous than than. All bibles need to be destroyed. “We boiled our son and ate him” is another typical verse. Explain thise Tim and tell us you would do the same thing to your kids because it’s gods word.
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