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Immigration Courts: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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plunkc (38 минут назад)
There's a special place in hell for the people doing this to these people and their children. God help us all!
Niranjan Prakash (1 день назад)
On a lighter note, at 17:34 you can see a little girl humping a stuffed dog!
Jovita Villalpando (4 дня назад)
Why can’t the country take care of their citizens
bav amin (6 дней назад)
Archer!!
khm8910 (6 дней назад)
All I see in these comments are cowards that let fear cloud their ethics.
Strazdas (10 дней назад)
8:40 So what we learned here is that San Francisco and New York are shit at deporting illegal immigrants?
Lord Voldemort (10 дней назад)
I think the judges who sends them back should be held accountable if that person is harmed or killed.
Sambhranta Gupta (12 дней назад)
The nice jokes couldn't cover the horrible reality!!!
Forza Martini (12 дней назад)
So if you are in a life treathning situation, why not seek asylum whilst you enter the US?
zeedar412 (13 дней назад)
They sentenced that police officer to death. They sent him to Mexico to die. Whoever made that decision, I hope they know what they did. How is this acceptable?
matthew styles (13 дней назад)
I was in immigration court. I got kicked out of US after livimg there legally since i was fuckimg 3. For pot charges. And 1 racist judged kicked me out to a country i never fuckimg known
shauna (17 дней назад)
https://youtu.be/kIwFW4JDHXM
Yagya Dollie (18 дней назад)
Thank you, John Oliver, for showing the world how Law and Justice and Human Compassion is totally screwed up in the most advanced Western nation in the world. How can this be ? Bloody shithole country to avoid.
Olivia esddms (19 дней назад)
I can't say how grateful I am my mother is a lawyer. She defended herself in court (unless it was a country where a lawyer was required) and won every case she's been in, so whew... The US, the only country to deport it's own citizens... I swear, the US hates everyone. Just fly in internationally. The TSA and CBC make you feel _welcome._
Beth Faulkner (20 дней назад)
Harry you had two abortions with your first wife.
Rainhard Ravenlaw (21 день назад)
Why are americas TV-judges so aggressive ? Here in Austria, we have just as many court-shows but "our judges" are wwaayy calmer
JP Schlecht (25 дней назад)
Actually tho we gotta fix that shit.
tekblade (26 дней назад)
The gangs will just terrorize other people...the logic here is retarded. It is THEIR responsibility to fix THEIR country.
tekblade (15 дней назад)
+bubblegum bitch But running away allows the gangs to win. It isn't about compassion. It is about doing what is right. If some criminal moves into your house would you cry and run to your neighbor's house or grab a gun and kick the trash out of YOUR house?
bubblegum bitch (15 дней назад)
you are aware of the fact that these countries they come from are pretty much ruled by drug cartels and gangs? the police and politicians are in the bag of the drug cartells? empathy and compassion is the only way to a peaceful word and a humane and harmonic life. if you wont help other people.. then whats the difference between you and animal?
Victoria D'Auria (1 месяц назад)
Yaaaaas Archer!
John Cook (1 месяц назад)
Ok. 1. Lawyers need to step up and do more pro-bono work. The fact that these people have to go to court without a lawyer in this day and age is completely inexcusable. 2. Children are more intuitive than this woman and these comments attest. If you can't teach a child something critical, than you aren't a very good teacher (sorry students who are "going to law school" you need a refund). 3. If you haven't attempted to flee your current village or city before apparently having the money to go from Honduras to US you are either a victim of human trafficking, or your full of BS, you should try to run before you run to the US; if you can't, and you are a victim of human trafficking, there are other avenues and organizations waiting to help you. Please get help.
Johnny Shields (1 месяц назад)
Really contradicts the "Mexico isn't a shit hole" and "MS13 aren't animals" narrative.
Raffi Nekko (1 месяц назад)
The laughs got seriously stuck in my throat on this one. This shit is straight out of kafka or some dystopian novel.
REBEL X MEDIA (1 месяц назад)
These ppl are disgusting. It’s clear government officials have no souls nothing about this system is justified
Alejandro (1 месяц назад)
I died of cuteness overload with TOT BENCH hahahahaha, I would love too watch more of it, make a sequel XD <3, best court show EVER!!!!
Tate Winter (1 месяц назад)
sup archer
Lulu bunny (1 месяц назад)
The Slenderman movie got banned in two counties here in Wisconsin
Sarahbelle2494 (1 месяц назад)
I NEED an animated version of that toddler court with Archer! H. Jon Benjamin, why have you not fought for this yet??
Rachel Jensen (1 месяц назад)
Who else googled “mr peanut domestic violence”? 😂😂
Samantha Owens (1 месяц назад)
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FeelGoodInc (1 месяц назад)
Fuck off.
Esper (1 месяц назад)
Why do countries are so fucking phobic about people trying to find a better life in their country? Countries and borders are among the biggest non-sense humanity created.
Julio Herrera (1 месяц назад)
this is fucking sad and most of you idiots care more about a fucking banana joke Fuck You
stephen gibbs (1 месяц назад)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7brTOmSkLA
stephen gibbs (1 месяц назад)
mr peanut domestic violence- google search result
Erhajelllll (1 месяц назад)
Immigrants are always treated as lesser human beings
Julie Corkum (1 месяц назад)
Send them up to Canada! We have so much room!! Bring a sweater
Naveen Swamy (1 месяц назад)
It's a shame !
Sam Duncan (1 месяц назад)
I can't even teach my 3-year-old cousin that she's not allowed to pick up the ball in soccer, let alone which part of her foot to kick it with, or even that she can't take a picture with her camera when her finger is on the lens.
Jacob Kyle (1 месяц назад)
Love that the voice actor for Archer and Bob's Burgers got picked for the sketch at the end.
John Henderson (2 месяца назад)
7:29 that is fucking adorable
ammar elkassas (2 месяца назад)
They gonna kill me hehe
Danae Unrine (2 месяца назад)
8:07 I like this kid.
xXXDumbWordStupidNumberXXx (2 месяца назад)
'A show that's "making a difference"' I doubt it.
TheoXne (2 месяца назад)
Voice of archer. Nice
Ákos Ragályi (2 месяца назад)
Im just imagining a kid who is already old enough to kinda get immigration law (about 14 and up) say the following: Judge: Would you like to designate a preferred country of removal? Kid: Yes J: And which one is that? Kid: The United States of America *kid dabs*
Melissa Duffy (2 месяца назад)
TOT bench was hilarious!
geordie wilson (2 месяца назад)
When the defendant in the skit said "Will ANYONE share their snacks with me?" I realised who the voice of Archer is...
Erin Jaide Brown (2 месяца назад)
I’d watch tot bench. It looks hilarious.
rammgr (2 месяца назад)
John Oliver.. being an immigrant yourselves, you know a lot about "legal immigration" documentation. why not make a show on it and let the everyone know how long does an indian or a chinese got to wait in line?
i_Dont_maybe_never_masturbate but (2 месяца назад)
Didn't believe it was possible to a kid to represent himself lol but pretty funny that last part. Great show as always
Brandon Roberts (2 месяца назад)
He mentioned the Pacific North West! I guess that lightened the episode a bit if you ignore all the blatant discrimination and depressing stats.
I Am Troll (2 месяца назад)
This is stupid lol. Don't believe this crap.
James Gray (2 месяца назад)
Fun fact: I googled mr peanut domestic violence. As expected, all the results are directly related to this joke.
bo william (2 месяца назад)
Bobs From Bobs burger was on trial. lmao
Jensine Varghese (2 месяца назад)
it hurts how this is becoming more and more relevant now than it was 3 months ago
rupert sackville (2 месяца назад)
McCarthy you did a bad job! Commies are still around!
rj alston (2 месяца назад)
I don't know which I need more...Handmaid's Tale or Tot Bench!!!!😍😍😍
Kristopher Driver (2 месяца назад)
"what's the difference between a banana and a cow? A banana is yellow" lol
SethDraconis (2 месяца назад)
Look, I get this is important and shit but all I want is more Tot Bench.
Georgia Atkins (2 месяца назад)
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Kiya El Fayed (2 месяца назад)
Hey Jack Weil you're an asshole and a stupid one at that
cmmiles000 (2 месяца назад)
Paps Johns is amazing. Fight me, bro!
Someone Incognito (2 месяца назад)
This is a terrible and absurd topic but apart from that 16:34 HeY vSaUcE, mIcHaEl HeRe
PipsKay (2 месяца назад)
thank you! And sharing this!
MaDoodleSam (2 месяца назад)
Hey that’s bob belcher
Víctor Báez (2 месяца назад)
Those tottlers are actually pretty good actors concidering their age
payton fontana (2 месяца назад)
Thank god he’s telling jokes cause this shit is so depressing
Ann Boylen (2 месяца назад)
Sounds like the novel Doomsday is on Wednesday, although it's actually worse in the book since the government uses to news to brainwash people and make them commit atrocious acts against people they target.
MarissyPooh (2 месяца назад)
Historically Racist states are acting racist? I'm shocked
sparsh turkane (2 месяца назад)
3 years old defending themselves in court !
Wwe We (2 месяца назад)
The message here is the US is not the safe haven it used to be. So if you're not welcomed, why risking your life and your family life?
Effect (2 месяца назад)
For some, it still might be safer. Drug Cartels are causing serious problems for a lot of people.
Ryan Wispinski (2 месяца назад)
Nothing but emotional rhetoric, it's sickening people find this garbage convincing.
Effect (2 месяца назад)
Feel free to elaborate with more specific criticism.
Nabilah Alshari (2 месяца назад)
I just watched the short film Unaccompanied, simulating how immigration court hearings where children have to represent themselves would play out and I can't stop crying. What an unbelievably cruel thing to do, tearing apart children from their families and traumatising them. The American government and the people they're representing can justify this however they want, it's on their conscience.
Ron C (2 месяца назад)
John Oliver is a weirdo. This guy paid $80,000 for Russell Crowe’s jock strap. What a homo. I bet you he sniffs it all night.
Elias (2 месяца назад)
America YOU ARE CRAZY . ...
Plucus21 (2 месяца назад)
I’m sorry but domestic violence does not qualify you for asylum. Mainly because you can just move to another city in your country! Asylum should only be reserved for people facing persecution by their government or society as a whole. The real question is where do you draw the line for immigration and asylum standards? And many people defraud the immigration system with false information. How is an immigration court going to verify evidence coming from far away countries that often don’t even keep records themselves.
Roses (2 месяца назад)
Tot bench would actually be effective. The lawyer admitted the dude's crime instead of trying to absolve a guilty perp. What do you know? Justice
Roses (2 месяца назад)
I really don't understand the consternation over no court appointed lawyer. Why would we foot the bill to help illegal immigrants stay here. That seems counter productive, doesn't it? Look, if you don't want to leave your fate up to the court maybe go through the process LEGALLY! (btw, I'd just as soon not have the court system come into play here at all)
Roses (2 месяца назад)
I love the Papa John's jab. Papa John's sucks so hard. ugh what disgusting chemicals they like to sell as pizza
Evan Blake (2 месяца назад)
Takes a special type of cunt to treat desperate people this way.
David Cohn (2 месяца назад)
Please let Tot Bench be an actual show; I would watch every episode.
Jamila Smith (2 месяца назад)
Anyone else look up Mr. peanut domestic violence, just to see if you'd get anything?
BlazeGamma (2 месяца назад)
I would love to see tot bench animated with Archer as H Jon Benjamin
rd0676 (2 месяца назад)
H. Jon Benjamin is in the DANGER ZONE
Jan Bonn (2 месяца назад)
this is child abuse. Judge and Immigration need to go in jail. America is a shit country!
Russian Homecat (2 месяца назад)
Jan Bonn yes, and nobody should come here without permission
Andrew Finkner (2 месяца назад)
Good God... I’m so fed up with this country.
Andrew Waldron (2 месяца назад)
Miranda rights are only offered to American citizens, which is why they are not represented. It's not rocket science... If parents from other countries send their children, ALONE & ON THEIR OWN, to gain illegal entry to the USA, then the shame is on their parents. Being three years of age does not automatically qualify for asylum. Building the Wall will minimize cases like this from occurring.
Jan de Raab (2 месяца назад)
How stupid is American law? Someone tell me please as I fail to get it.
Frank van Tellingen (2 месяца назад)
How is something like this possible in the United States? People that feel themselves empowered to uphold "the law" - even if the law is obviously insane, isn't this what Hannah Ahrendt wrote about in her great work "the banality of evil". Keep addressing this, mr. Oliver and hopefully some sane group of people can stop this nonsense from happening.
Z Z (2 месяца назад)
(link to the lawyer he's referencing who interviews the kids, her name is Amy Maldonado:) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpBDqPQTCeIJoV4JN8zwChw/about
TheAmericanBlueBeast (2 месяца назад)
I'm not sure if you have seen this already. But I figured I would send the link anyways. This guy actually made a video called "Mr. Peanut Domestic Violence". (Yes I looked it up). Anyways heres the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7brTOmSkLA
Lonewolf Gaming (2 месяца назад)
I can’t agree with granting asylum to foreign domestic violence victims - is not the role of the US or any other government to be doing the job of another country’s law enforcement on a manageable threat like that. As for fleeing serious criminal gangs I have much more sympathy. I think the Mexican authorities have lost control and the named targets of those gangs cannot be guaranteed safety by the Mexican government. With the power of some of those gangs it’s not terribly dissimilar from fleeing government persecution (which was originally the purpose of asylum). However, regardless of what you believe should qualify, the process as you’ve explained it here is absolutely outrageous - no one deserves to be kept in limbo of 5 years waiting for a hearing! It’s also ridiculous that you aren’t afforded a lawyer and that this isn’t under the judicial branch of government - they should be treated like criminal cases.
Ayesha (2 месяца назад)
This is the funniest and most cutest episode ive seen
45s guy (3 месяца назад)
H. Jon Benjamin is a national treasure. He should be in E V E R Y T H I N G
Evan Moffitt (3 месяца назад)
The way he says 'bear's hair' is amazing
Thomas Stecyk (3 месяца назад)
How would a smart person go through and research an illegal immagrants story?
Ryan (3 месяца назад)
Still relevant, sadly.
Agnessa92 (3 месяца назад)
TOT BENCH is the greatest idea of tv show ever!
Appleboy78165 (3 месяца назад)
7:20 Oh, thank god. Cheech Marin was there. He'll sort everything out.
Matthew Spencer (3 месяца назад)
And now there are thousands more criminal and immigration cases thrown onto this dumpster fire. Google or Facebook RAICES, a not for profit that gives legal aid to asylum seekers. They have raised over 15 million and are attempting to provide bail and legal support to the parents of the 2,500 parents who have recently been separated from their children by Trump's monstrous Zero Tolerance Policy. www.facebook.com/donate/490507544717085/2178842288798189/
Venge Ance (3 месяца назад)
ICE ICE baby!
MusicLover321952 (3 месяца назад)
This is my friend, Sara Oliveira's solution to immigration: "Here’s my immigration solution. Anybody without a criminal record and a 5 year plan can come into the country legally. They would be given a a social security number for work authorization only. They would be put on a 7 year benefit hold meaning that after 7 years of paying taxes in the United States, they would be eligible for federal benefits. Those who refuse to pay taxes would be considered illegal and then be at risk for deportation. Basically the United States would receive free taxes from millions of people. We would not be spending millions on deportations. The wall would be obsolete (even more than it already is) because crossing a border illegally would become unnecessary. See, that’s called a solution. Mass incarceration and deportation is called a waste of money." And mind you, she's not just talking out her a** without any research or knowledge on what she's saying, she's majoring in politics because she wants to help make a difference for immigrants all over the country.
Russian Homecat (2 месяца назад)
MusicLover321952 are you ready for 500 mln immigrants?

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