Under federal law, even legal marijuana is illegal. John Oliver explains why conflicting drug laws pose serious problems.
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I have a medical marijuana card here in Arizona and when I had to take a drug test by my employer I also presented that card at the clinic and they just told my employer that I passed. That's why I don't understand what happened with that disabled man being fired from Dish Network
Didn't smoke Marijuana till I was 27. Every night I would have nightmares (when I could sleep), depression, and anxiety. It all happened during my service in the military. I was on an insane amount of pills the VA prescribed to me. None of that is an issue now and I am down to 1 pill a night thanks to Marijuana. And I also just got my acceptance letter to a University .
The war on drugs is terible just a waste of money if you want to stop drugs you need to get rid of the demand for it not the supply like the war on drugs has been doing like look at Swedish there war on drugs got rid of the demand not the supply and they are doing just fine.
Why is it that when a kid needs to be taken away from his parents or a paraplegic smokes some pot, our government agencies are at the ready, geared up and ready to go like Johnny on the spot but when millions of dollars in government subsidies from old laws from the 40's are going to megacorporations or some company spills oil into the Amazon rainforest, it's "What? I didn't know. No one told me. I was somewhere else when that happened. Who knew?"? What a shit parade.
Crazy to think that in a couple of months.. Ontario Canada is going to be selling weed in government stores which are run by their alcohol comission. In other canadian provinces, you will be able to get it in grocery stores and wal-marts. GET WITH THE TIMES US..
aka corporations and the federal government just like to fuck people in the ass because they can, being the privileged narrow-minded jackasses that they are... give em all the money and power they need to fuck anyone they wish right in the ass. waste 385 billion dollars on nukes that will never be used... don't invest in science... just give all ur money to pay for a new statue of jesus... welcome to America were we have to be the best right? we don't oppress people with different beliefs oh wait yes, yes we do... if you're not in the majority you're just garbage right? close-minded bigots can't see it any other way(congress). use the law to fuck some more people in the ass because there's nothing you can do about it... haha haha hahahahahhaha haha ha!
if you work for my company I have the right to control what you are allowed to do in your free time. (if you can't tell someone is on drugs by looking at and conversing with them for 5 minutes then you're dumb as fuck) we don't want any potheads enjoying the shitty job we created for the lowest income bracket. haha haha hahaha haha that'll show those damn potheads a thing or 2. welcome to America where the meaning of equality and fairness has been buried under corporate and federal laws with absolutely no justification. Making America Great again by stealing people's freedom. its the only thing we know how to do right. oppress and shit on people different than yourself good plan... and you wonder where the terrorists come from?... gotta love the irony. put your grubby little fingers in everyone's business. that's the capitalist way because it's not the fact that the job you created has flaws that could easily be corrected. nope, its the damn potheads fucking everything up........
how the government got all the money. they have the cigarette, car companies, and many others nicely in their pockets. why else would you bail out a car company that makes billions of dollars a year and never ask them to pay it back? lol definitely not because the rich just do whatever they want to, make laws fuck people over bitch and complain instead of solving problems like they should. I bet we see a rise in billionaires trying to get to space so they can just fulfill their childhood dream. instead of investing in sciences where we could move beyond chemical energy or a trillion other amazing things could be developed. instead, its build a park so they think we care about education and the community. GOOD PLAN the illusion is working, progress isn't necessary, everything is a good as it can possibly be already, mission accomplished... go give more money to your tax-free religion so it can guide you straight into the mouth of ignorance... if you can believe what you want (an imaginary dead guy who will save your "soul"). I should be able to smoke what I want to at least I can die in a state of bliss when you fucktards walk us all off a cliff (ruin the planet by put put putzing around all day)
show kids that try marijuana that maybe other drugs aren't really that bad because weed and heroin are apparently on par with each other. LOL GOOD PLAN WORKING GREAT. GOTA WEED OUT THE LESS PRIVILEGED SOMEHOW! BRAINWASHING YOU WITH BULLSHIT OPINIONS.
over hall the government we don't need a bunch of old bigots scared of change/progress. we obviously need more money for the military so they can train people to go die for their honorless country. the air strikes require many soldiers to be on the ground watching? show north Korea how stupid we can be so they decide to start a war. that's what being a country is all about swinging your dick around pissing off other dick swingers with too much money and not enough education. woot-woot for imaginary borders and delusional governments.
world war 3 should be great i bet everyone with a net worth below 10 million dies... (i called it u fuckers)
the so-called universal healthcare is not working at all and has taken soo much money from other legitimate gov programs its not even funny, social security being one of those programs, legalization of marijuana i love this one because democrats are stupid on this FDR your precious liberal criminalized pot and you savior that is Obama and Clinton both promised a national legalization both didnt do it, enviromental protection has made trillions of dollars without 1 prediction being close to true the earth has been cooling for over 5 years, minimum wage went from $5.15/hour to $7.25/hour , meanwhile the price of everything and i mean EVERYTHING has at least doubled mostly tripled or more, and Finally, gay marriage is a flimsy thing considering marriage is a religious ceremony while churches being sued for not wanting to do them while the belief of christianity adamantly opposes this as in the words of God in Leviticus "Homosexuality is an abomination." there are many other reasons for these but i think you should at least research shit for yourself......https://www.countable.us/articles/849-date-fdr-made-marijuana-illegal-80-years-ago heres a start
You know, if he tore into o-blame-a and billary as much as he does Trump, then he might have some credibility. If only he tore up the communists and socialists, then people like me, in the middle, hating both sides, might give him more credit.
Greg: "OH MY GOD THAT GUY IN THAT LIGHTBOX KNOWS MY NAME!!!! HE'S WATCHING ME!!!!!!!! THEY'RE ALL WATCHING ME!!!!! THEY'RE COMING FOR ME!!!! THEY'RE GONNA TO SELL MY ORGANS ON CRAIGSLIST FOR PIECES OF CHEWED UP GUM!!!!!!!! AND NOW THEY KNOW WHAT I WAS PLANNING TO DO WITH THAT SLICE OF PIZZA!!!!!!!"
44 States have some form of medical marijuana. We basically only need 34 states to pass a Constitutional Amendment making medical marijuana legal and yet we can't seem to get the DEA, who works for the people by the way, to reschedule this drug to open it up for more medical research? I'm about ready to start a revolution. This is crap.
not sure how that drug which makes u paranoid as shit in the long run will help PTSD suffers ...
<--- suffers with PTSD ... paranoia is 1 of the major causes of panic attacks i have .. which have had me wake up in a hospital a few times .. which doesnt help you think your safe when you just thought you were been followed and raped .. and the next thing you know your in the hospital like it was the very time it really happened and figuring out you have been undressed because you wee'd and thru up all over yourself when you collapsed in the supermarket infront of a 100 people and the nurses had to change you out of your cloths when you arrived in the hospital.. yeah ... the truth about PTSD no 1 tells you about of which those 100 people maybe 2 of them even at any idea of what just happened when they had the phones out recording their next fame on youtube at something they think is funny in the supermarket today
hugs to that guy and the guy behind him who starts crying when he talks about the waking nightmares he suffers with .. and how it helped him... my problem with the drug isnt that its helpful or not ..its the fact that those 60% who wanted it legalized dont even need it and use it because they like that high feeling they get
<--- hates waking nightmares iv hurt people/and myself because of them
takes a lot of drugs that have and do help me but i have to say pot made it far worse for me so wont go near the stuff
Google US Patent _#6630507#_ issued in 2002 & awarded to HHS, a USA
Government agency for use of
CBD, cannabis compound, as a neurological protector.
Meanwhile DEA under CSA lists cannabis as a Schedule 1 "narcotic";(being (sic) "highly addictive" & of NO medicinal use !!'
Anyone else disturbed by our
government's hypocrisy & Cognitive Dissonance?
Cannabis Prohibition was borne from greedy Monopolists to protect their
Monopolists don't believe in
"free enterprise"; only Protected Turf & USA Politicians are eminently Bribable. WTF?
He could've made this a much harder hitting episode if he mentioned how its used to incarcerate non-violent Black youth "offenders". Like if you're white, you can almost smoke up in front of cops. If you're Black, you're going to jail. Tie that in with the private prison system conflict of interest needing asses in cells. Watch the Joe Rogan podcast with Michael Wood, a former Baltimore cop.
Being someone who lost their mother at age 13 to a repeat offender of drinking and driving as countless others have I would so rather be on the road with someone while the passenger is screaming slow down man you are going to fast as they are doing 15 mph vs the idiot swerving all over the road doing 75 because they think they got this and end up plowing into your loved one...
Here is the thing, my friends sister is disabled, (She had half of her brain removed at birth due to a brain eating diases that would have killed her) and she has prescription marijuana oil to calm her down, but unfortunately, her father is a guidance counselor at a school, and he has to do the drug test, every time, he fails it, they tell him that his wife should apply it Insted, but their child is so erratic that she just can't control herself, so even if he doesn't apply it, he still gets it on him, he has tried explaining this to them, but they are stuck, and they have nothing else to do.
Californians are happy poison is legal. Yes yes it is I have seen people put poison into food because they were high on just weed. Flip and burn one burger in 1 hour before we had to set them in the corner to sleep before management found them. Fall down at work and injure others. We tested them for everything we could and in all cases just weed. Given we could not do a spinal tap but it did not seem like they were on acid in these cases.
Honestly the US seems disgusting..... firing someone for what they do on their FREE time even if their fit for the position not to mention the fact that the law was passed, he had a card, he is DISABLED and he's just trying to pull his own weight rather than live on welfare which is commendable.... USA please build a wall around the whole country not just at the border with mexico.... Rather eat my own shit than live there....
Update! Marijuana might be legalized by the Feds (eventually). Republican ex-speaker of the house John Boehner has, just this month, joined a marijuana firm's advisory board. With democrats supporting weed for medical/logical reasons and republicans getting on 'board' (unintentional pun) for Captiolism/greed reasons, we can probably expect to get through the barriers without a sudden 'illegality enforcement' . The only problem then would be weed becoming a new big tobacco.
Addiction is the most powerful sickness that can happen to a human.. Our world is plagued by it.. Alcohol, Drugs, Pills, Cigarettes and Marijuana are the most deadly.. Doctors, Lawyers and Drug Dealers knowingly sell drugs for money and they are personally responsible for the pain and suffering of ruined family's and the overdose deaths of the many thousands of young people? The Addiction plague and Death will get worst, with the legalization of Marijuana...
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