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Doping: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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iTube5999 (1 день назад)
Black athlete lost to a white athlete and immediately the reason is doping. This is ridiculous! Sometimes, the white athletes are better than the black athletes, even when it comes to running. This russian dope scandal is a total farse! A fragment of the cold war expressed in sport politics. Bullshit!
SCOUNDREL (5 дней назад)
Xvideo/ Shane Deisel vs. Riley Reid dude that's some scary shit her p*ssy was broken after that.
louis foxwell (7 дней назад)
Boring
Andrew Harper (12 дней назад)
I think we should have a special athletic event. All athletes, coaches and members of national doping associations caught doping or facilitating should be rounded up and sponsored by Red Bull to do a roided up version of the Pamplona Bull Run. The bulls having been fed a diet of roids testosterone at maximum dose adrenaline taurine and amphetamine for a few days before hand. That might help solve the issue.
blaze (18 дней назад)
Just fucking make them legal!!! It would be better
Troy Dube' (18 дней назад)
I say we create "grab bag" leagues. Athlete pulls a random drug out of a bag, thats the drug they get for the season (or event, match, etc).
Emilie Smith (22 дня назад)
DJ Fingablast!
SERN (26 дней назад)
*FULL ANUS!*
Frank Bowman (28 дней назад)
Putin cheats America out of its correct election results AND cheats Olympic athletes out of medals. Seems about right.
Courtnie Kom (1 месяц назад)
DEREK KLENA !!!!!!!!
Rebecca Jay (1 месяц назад)
God bless Derek Klena.
funnygirlthatbelle AKA Tessa (1 месяц назад)
Derek Klena is a treasure
Tzvi Krasner (1 месяц назад)
Oh, my God. I am so changing my name to Dick Swing.
Jake Lownds (1 месяц назад)
17:38 It's MatPat
Jake Lownds (1 месяц назад)
17:38 It's MatPat
David Ilea (1 месяц назад)
Everyone at the olympics dopes. You don't get to that level without supplementation.
john tracy (1 месяц назад)
They all cheat.
AmethystEyes (1 месяц назад)
Follow up watch the movie Icarus it’s on Hulu and it is about WADA and the entire Russian doping scandal. It won an oscar this year too!
Cherrice Brown (1 месяц назад)
The beginning of this video is hilarious. He pointed out my pet peeve - these feel sad for me videos
Terd Ferguson (1 месяц назад)
DICK WATCHER!!
Troll Proof Vest (1 месяц назад)
What a drama queen.. you finished 5th... (4th with the disqualification). Is she gonna accuse everyone in front of her of doping?... imagine the carnage when she finished 29th in Osaka and 41st in Beijing... Yes she's a gold medalist but sh'e not Usain Bolt... not gonna win everytime....
Marc Holmes (1 месяц назад)
Almost everyone in Track and Field Dopes. It's just the reality, Bolt is the only person I believe hasn't and never did.
Tanmay Tikekar (1 месяц назад)
How ironic that "Better Than God Intended" is almost like the unofficial motto of humanity, but we crack down on "doping".
ftolozag (1 месяц назад)
we should have nootropic and augmented olympics
Joe Ç (1 месяц назад)
I'm sorry, but that athletes complaints about Savinova and other runners just came across as childish and bitter. Have some class, don't throw accusations around if you could have improved on your technique
ljaproductions07 (1 месяц назад)
18:44 - that's a lot of dick lol
qwer qwer (2 месяца назад)
also who cared about fucking runners? they run fast! fucking useless people
qwer qwer (2 месяца назад)
hopefully doping continues and puts an end to pro sports. fucking childrens games thats assholes get paid millions to play the whole industry is nothing but disgusting.
mamster233 (2 месяца назад)
Is anything that this guy says in this video actually true?
Macs Mane (2 месяца назад)
21
Ayélé Mensah (2 месяца назад)
D-d-d-dj Fingerblast!
Thomas Connors (2 месяца назад)
Let everyone dope. In fact MAKE THEM take Meth and PCP at the Olympics. I want to see a Russian sprinter explode like an over-tuned funnycar!
Sasha Code (2 месяца назад)
ITS DEREK!!
The Duffman (2 месяца назад)
Only cowards take PED'S to win, cause they would never put in the real work. #DOPEBUMS
Astitv Shandilya (2 месяца назад)
The sportsmen want to destroy the "integrity" of sports by doping, the regulators want to destroy the "integrity" of sports by not giving a fuck and the audience wants to do the same by not caring how their country gets medals, just that it does.... So who the fuck in this gloryshit of a world Wants that integrity...John Oliver?? Also "What's the point" should be the tagline of Olympics...
Joseph LaFrance (2 месяца назад)
Doping = you're just not that good
kunjan sharma (2 месяца назад)
Such a nice guy....love you mr john oliver....oh sorry love you dear scriptwriter
David T (2 месяца назад)
Stupid. Unless youre doing bodybuilding testosterone doesn't help you with sports like running or cycling. Complete bs. People who think that ephedrine or testosterone help don't understand drugs and never have taken them. Belive me steroids and adrenaline increasing drugs don't really help. A faster runner will still be faster than a slower one on dope all the time doping doesn't make you faster or perform better
ARandomGuy (1 месяц назад)
Mate, Lance Armstrong the best cyclist in the world got done for doping. It can increase your stamina.
Jake paul from Walmart (2 месяца назад)
#feminism
Hazu Sin (3 месяца назад)
The most athletes on steroids are from the USA, i watched alot of JO show's and he is classic example of media propaganda...
abcd efgh (3 месяца назад)
You gotta be careful with the "what are we all doing here" arguement. Cause really we are all here to increase entropy and dissolve into an empty oblivion of nothingness. So all the arguments we fabricate as self-important, perspective-limited meat sacks are inherently meaningless. Are we here to push the limits of physical reality? Then why not dope? Are we here to be exactly what we are as made by our genetics and the environment? Then why try to improve anything?
Thumbsdown Bandit (3 месяца назад)
The part about the British "asthmatics" was the best...
Volga Wolfhounds (3 месяца назад)
why is the "F" word bleeped out only sometimes in only some videos? I just watched another vid where he said Jesus Fucking Christ, but here he is not allowed to say "fucking" FIFA?
Flyinghotpocket (3 месяца назад)
where is this god dam cbs interview. i cant fucking find it.
LadyZubat (3 месяца назад)
okay i have to say it.... WADA's logo looks like two dick pickle sandwich slices. i just could not hold it in any longer, and it has been bugging me the eniter video.
mountain boy (3 месяца назад)
Gotta give it to phelps. All his doping was pot, and if anything, that's a performance reducing drug.
Adrian Simone (3 месяца назад)
16:34 yeah you guys focused on russia because the details were spectacular, but mainly because that shit was STATE SANCTIONED.
Adrian Simone (3 месяца назад)
God dammit Russia. Stop.
alex pohle (3 месяца назад)
14:00 Dick pound should really insist on being named rick. Otherwise he is really hard .... to listen to
Ellen Bannon (3 месяца назад)
I'd rather play a musical instrument than present this show
Dave Purtell (3 месяца назад)
They should just let them take the drugs
Gabrielle Angel Lilly (3 месяца назад)
"Vermouth for the ladies" fuckin hell. ;) lol
TubersAndPotatoes (3 месяца назад)
Pretty sure Roger Federer is a doper.
Good Messenger Jennifer 2.0/Malak (3 месяца назад)
Thank you John!
CraniumOnEmpty (3 месяца назад)
Please enter your last name, first name: Pound, Dick.
Bailey Jorgensen (3 месяца назад)
Doping should just be legalized. So what if it's dangerous? We let people do dangerous things. So what if some people naturally respond better to drugs? Some people naturally respond better to training. I think this is genuinely the best solution to the problem.
O corley3 (3 месяца назад)
In the army, the one guy watching is called the meat gazer lol
Dwight Carreker (3 месяца назад)
Watch 2 girls 1 cup
Pongsathon Boonrod (4 месяца назад)
18:32 He mentions the 1904 Olympics Marathon. The ironic thing is: the man who took a car was disqualified, but the actual gold medal winner DID dope with strychnine in brandy.
James B (4 месяца назад)
I say let doping be an olympic sport. No running, jumping, or lifting. Just shoot up and see who can take in the most.
Ndi EKWERE (4 месяца назад)
John please talk about the IAAF decision on putting women on hormones to lower their inate but higher that usual testosterone levels.
Paulthefonz (4 месяца назад)
11:16 mafifa
Mr. Hedge (4 месяца назад)
Then there is pro bodybuilding, where eco be a pro, steroids are a requirement
ehcastro3 (4 месяца назад)
Just realized Brandon Schmidt's initials are B. S.
bujdasz27 (4 месяца назад)
LMAO that dumb bitch crying that she sucks at RUNNING.
Actor in Disguise (4 месяца назад)
I love Derek Klena lol
__DarkBubble__ (4 месяца назад)
Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Pound, it's a boy! Did you choose a name? Father: Honey, I got this! 🤣
Jesseus The Body (4 месяца назад)
As a co captain of defensce in high school footballs let me assure you winners take steroids and eat there cheaties breakfast of champions fuck wheaties
the gaming cobra (4 месяца назад)
3:20 OMG I SHOT MILK OUT MY NOSE LOL
jojo laugh or lift (4 месяца назад)
At least paint the glory hole the same shade of gray is the kgb slipping . Make an effort guys make an effort
RENATA CANTORE GROSS (4 месяца назад)
I love the way that John Oliver explains the news. His jokes really cut.
Sploosh ! (4 месяца назад)
Really? Schuyler and Hamilton?
duffman8472 (4 месяца назад)
We need to reach the point where we can have the cyborg vs bio augmented Olympics.
richard wilmot Ph.D (4 месяца назад)
Addiction as a Misunderstanding https://www.ecronicon.com/ecne/pdf/ECNE-10-00289.pdf
teeonezee (4 месяца назад)
How does this even make sense if the Olympics are still being held in Genocidal Russia?
dan quazar (5 месяцев назад)
"get focused and pee"
Bryce Thomas (5 месяцев назад)
Just let them fuckin dope.
Dead Memes (5 месяцев назад)
SURGE INCOMING. Only rainbow players
Tucker Bowen (5 месяцев назад)
and now for my daily 'feel like a dumbass' moment: this whole time i thought "Virginia Slims" was a type of beef jerky
Lucas Martins (5 месяцев назад)
This masive economic ecosystem is the reason why doping is so frequent in top sports events, there are millions on the line that can't be lost! That is why doping is part of the system, it comes natural, although they need to sacrifice a scape goat from time to time, only to fool the plebs into believing that they are clean and everyone plays fairly. The olympics and other sports events are the embodiment of western philosophy, that praises competition and winning above all, and always the same countries win everything, because they have more money than most to juice up their athletes!
Cole Stefan (5 месяцев назад)
im still a little mad carl lewis didn't have his medals taken away
TM Hedgehog (5 месяцев назад)
Chimerism is a real thing!
Irudium1 (5 месяцев назад)
Oh poor lil american girl failed in athletics, best go crying on national tv.
George Sosinsky (5 месяцев назад)
I'm not sure what the woman in the end is about? Did she never dope and just train hard everyday seven hours a day? Because if so wouldn't that stand out and give reason to drug test the other runners? Or if not then dope tonwin just like they did. Or cry about it on a TV show. Probably think I'm mean, but she has never done anything personally for me or to me. Also everyone's job isn't what they want or the people they want to deal with, so cry me a river on that one.
Witch-King of Angmar (5 месяцев назад)
i am so glad i came back to this to see DEREK FUCKING KELNA at the end oh my god lmfao
Krystal Myth (5 месяцев назад)
To be fair, Armstrong didn't lie in that video. Narcissists are good at using the truth against people. "Where were you last night?!" "I always go to Steve's on the weekend." "So you were at Steve's?" "I already said what I do like literally every weekend, and you know that, when have I not?!" No lying needed to not say the truth.
Roach DoggJR (5 месяцев назад)
I think Olympics would be way more entertaining and way more significant if countries were allowed to (safely) engineer the athletes. Let the country with most advanced science and medicine win! Yet, again, I don't give three shits about sports and the Olympics.
anshuman aggarwal (5 месяцев назад)
Simone biles therapeutic use exemption cheat - stupid system
Weirdjustweird Yep (6 месяцев назад)
16:50 he has a sign that says gay on it
Squishyy (6 месяцев назад)
I HEAR SKYLER HAMILTON, I THINK HAMILTON SHIPS
chrisjacksonuk (6 месяцев назад)
Dick Pound 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
KasimierLP (6 месяцев назад)
I think doping should be legal but you have to say what you were taking do we know what's working.
Scott Jewett (6 месяцев назад)
I wish this had actually had an effect, but considering Russia was banned from the 2018 Winter Olympics for doping, and then had athletes that competed under the Olympic flag that were ALSO busted for doping...
GOOD 2 KNOW (6 месяцев назад)
People take aderal to enhance their ability to be productive at work, and move up the chain of command. In the end, it is hard on the organs but at the time people some how justify it. just like body builders who take steroids, their hearts pay the price. Peolple want to be a gold medal winner for the glory, money, fame, competitivness etc...... IT IS IN OUR NATURE TO DESIRE TO BE THE BEST. The olympics is a nice dream where we accept who wins with smile and humility. It is not about who is best. It is about countries coming together in a single opportunity to watch our countrymen do their best no matter what.
Christopher Asher (6 месяцев назад)
These people essentially play recess for money. Fuck 'em.
Ethan (6 месяцев назад)
The coach actor looks less like an actual coach and more like the coach character in a porno.
jack roberts (6 месяцев назад)
How bout we have a doping category of the Olympics for the ones who give a fuck
Krista S. (6 месяцев назад)
"Be Better Than God Intended" - love that
Carlos Ferrari (6 месяцев назад)
It’s funny because EVERY SINGLE ONE of them are doped and only cry wolf when they lose - specially if Americans lose!
Nathan L (6 месяцев назад)
The guy who took the car in the 1904 marathon had already given up so not really an example of cheating. The 1904 Olympic marathon is actually a fascinating story. Here's a very good video on it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4AhABManTw

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