На главнуюРазвлеченияПохожее видеоЕще от: LastWeekTonight

Doping: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

Оценок: 77603 | Просмотров: 9522133
Doping scandals have cast a shadow over the Olympic Games. Until we eliminate drugs from sports, we should at least update our athlete promos. Connect with Last Week Tonight online... Subscribe to the Last Week Tonight YouTube channel for more almost news as it almost happens: www.youtube.com/user/LastWeekTonight Find Last Week Tonight on Facebook like your mom would: http://Facebook.com/LastWeekTonight Follow us on Twitter for news about jokes and jokes about news: http://Twitter.com/LastWeekTonight Visit our official site for all that other stuff at once: http://www.hbo.com/lastweektonight
Категория: Развлечения
Html code for embedding videos on your blog
Текстовые комментарии (5626)
qwer qwer (1 день назад)
also who cared about fucking runners? they run fast! fucking useless people
qwer qwer (1 день назад)
hopefully doping continues and puts an end to pro sports. fucking childrens games thats assholes get paid millions to play the whole industry is nothing but disgusting.
mamster233 (7 дней назад)
Is anything that this guy says in this video actually true?
Macs Mane (8 дней назад)
All Purpose Medias (8 дней назад)
Be sure to go and follow my NEW* YouTube Channel. Daily videos on topics discussing different Conspiracy Theories!! #allpurposemedias #F4F #Trending #Topics #ConspiracyTheorists https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNqkjLJRfWhCCweJdTshdJw?view_as=subscriber Thank you!!
Ayélé Mensah (14 дней назад)
D-d-d-dj Fingerblast!
Thomas Connors (14 дней назад)
Let everyone dope. In fact MAKE THEM take Meth and PCP at the Olympics. I want to see a Russian sprinter explode like an over-tuned funnycar!
Sasha Code (17 дней назад)
The Duffman (23 дня назад)
Only cowards take PED'S to win, cause they would never put in the real work. #DOPEBUMS
Astitv Shandilya (24 дня назад)
The sportsmen want to destroy the "integrity" of sports by doping, the regulators want to destroy the "integrity" of sports by not giving a fuck and the audience wants to do the same by not caring how their country gets medals, just that it does.... So who the fuck in this gloryshit of a world Wants that integrity...John Oliver?? Also "What's the point" should be the tagline of Olympics...
Joseph LaFrance (25 дней назад)
Doping = you're just not that good
kunjan sharma (26 дней назад)
Such a nice guy....love you mr john oliver....oh sorry love you dear scriptwriter
David T (28 дней назад)
Stupid. Unless youre doing bodybuilding testosterone doesn't help you with sports like running or cycling. Complete bs. People who think that ephedrine or testosterone help don't understand drugs and never have taken them. Belive me steroids and adrenaline increasing drugs don't really help. A faster runner will still be faster than a slower one on dope all the time doping doesn't make you faster or perform better
Jake paul from Walmart (28 дней назад)
Hazu Sin (30 дней назад)
The most athletes on steroids are from the USA, i watched alot of JO show's and he is classic example of media propaganda...
abcd efgh (1 месяц назад)
You gotta be careful with the "what are we all doing here" arguement. Cause really we are all here to increase entropy and dissolve into an empty oblivion of nothingness. So all the arguments we fabricate as self-important, perspective-limited meat sacks are inherently meaningless. Are we here to push the limits of physical reality? Then why not dope? Are we here to be exactly what we are as made by our genetics and the environment? Then why try to improve anything?
Thumbsdown Bandit (1 месяц назад)
The part about the British "asthmatics" was the best...
Volga Wolfhounds (1 месяц назад)
why is the "F" word bleeped out only sometimes in only some videos? I just watched another vid where he said Jesus Fucking Christ, but here he is not allowed to say "fucking" FIFA?
Flyinghotpocket (1 месяц назад)
where is this god dam cbs interview. i cant fucking find it.
LadyZubat (1 месяц назад)
okay i have to say it.... WADA's logo looks like two dick pickle sandwich slices. i just could not hold it in any longer, and it has been bugging me the eniter video.
mountain boy (1 месяц назад)
Gotta give it to phelps. All his doping was pot, and if anything, that's a performance reducing drug.
Adrian Simone (1 месяц назад)
16:34 yeah you guys focused on russia because the details were spectacular, but mainly because that shit was STATE SANCTIONED.
Adrian Simone (1 месяц назад)
God dammit Russia. Stop.
alex pohle (1 месяц назад)
14:00 Dick pound should really insist on being named rick. Otherwise he is really hard .... to listen to
Ellen Bannon (1 месяц назад)
I'd rather play a musical instrument than present this show
Dave Purtell (1 месяц назад)
They should just let them take the drugs
Gabrielle Angel Lilly (1 месяц назад)
"Vermouth for the ladies" fuckin hell. ;) lol
TubersAndPotatoes (1 месяц назад)
Pretty sure Roger Federer is a doper.
Good Messenger Jennifer 2.0/Malak (1 месяц назад)
Thank you John!
CraniumOnEmpty (1 месяц назад)
Please enter your last name, first name: Pound, Dick.
Bailey Jorgensen (1 месяц назад)
Doping should just be legalized. So what if it's dangerous? We let people do dangerous things. So what if some people naturally respond better to drugs? Some people naturally respond better to training. I think this is genuinely the best solution to the problem.
O corley3 (1 месяц назад)
In the army, the one guy watching is called the meat gazer lol
Dwight Carreker (1 месяц назад)
Watch 2 girls 1 cup
Pongsathon Boonrod (2 месяца назад)
18:32 He mentions the 1904 Olympics Marathon. The ironic thing is: the man who took a car was disqualified, but the actual gold medal winner DID dope with strychnine in brandy.
James B (2 месяца назад)
I say let doping be an olympic sport. No running, jumping, or lifting. Just shoot up and see who can take in the most.
Ndi EKWERE (2 месяца назад)
John please talk about the IAAF decision on putting women on hormones to lower their inate but higher that usual testosterone levels.
Paulthefonz (2 месяца назад)
11:16 mafifa
Mr. Hedge (2 месяца назад)
Then there is pro bodybuilding, where eco be a pro, steroids are a requirement
ehcastro3 (2 месяца назад)
Just realized Brandon Schmidt's initials are B. S.
bujdasz27 (2 месяца назад)
LMAO that dumb bitch crying that she sucks at RUNNING.
Actor in Disguise (2 месяца назад)
I love Derek Klena lol
__DarkBubble__ (2 месяца назад)
Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Pound, it's a boy! Did you choose a name? Father: Honey, I got this! 🤣
Jesseus The Body (2 месяца назад)
As a co captain of defensce in high school footballs let me assure you winners take steroids and eat there cheaties breakfast of champions fuck wheaties
the gaming cobra (2 месяца назад)
jojo hartattack (2 месяца назад)
At least paint the glory hole the same shade of gray is the kgb slipping . Make an effort guys make an effort
RENATA CANTORE GROSS (2 месяца назад)
I love the way that John Oliver explains the news. His jokes really cut.
Sploosh ! (2 месяца назад)
Really? Schuyler and Hamilton?
duffman8472 (2 месяца назад)
We need to reach the point where we can have the cyborg vs bio augmented Olympics.
richard wilmot Ph.D (2 месяца назад)
Addiction as a Misunderstanding https://www.ecronicon.com/ecne/pdf/ECNE-10-00289.pdf
teeonezee (2 месяца назад)
How does this even make sense if the Olympics are still being held in Genocidal Russia?
dan quazar (3 месяца назад)
"get focused and pee"
Bryce Thomas (3 месяца назад)
Just let them fuckin dope.
I Luv KEW2 (3 месяца назад)
SURGE INCOMING. Only rainbow players
Tucker Bowen (3 месяца назад)
and now for my daily 'feel like a dumbass' moment: this whole time i thought "Virginia Slims" was a type of beef jerky
Lucas Martins (3 месяца назад)
This masive economic ecosystem is the reason why doping is so frequent in top sports events, there are millions on the line that can't be lost! That is why doping is part of the system, it comes natural, although they need to sacrifice a scape goat from time to time, only to fool the plebs into believing that they are clean and everyone plays fairly. The olympics and other sports events are the embodiment of western philosophy, that praises competition and winning above all, and always the same countries win everything, because they have more money than most to juice up their athletes!
Cole Stefan (3 месяца назад)
im still a little mad carl lewis didn't have his medals taken away
TM Hedgehog (3 месяца назад)
Chimerism is a real thing!
Irudium1 (3 месяца назад)
Oh poor lil american girl failed in athletics, best go crying on national tv.
George Sosinsky (3 месяца назад)
I'm not sure what the woman in the end is about? Did she never dope and just train hard everyday seven hours a day? Because if so wouldn't that stand out and give reason to drug test the other runners? Or if not then dope tonwin just like they did. Or cry about it on a TV show. Probably think I'm mean, but she has never done anything personally for me or to me. Also everyone's job isn't what they want or the people they want to deal with, so cry me a river on that one.
Witch-King of Angmar (3 месяца назад)
i am so glad i came back to this to see DEREK FUCKING KELNA at the end oh my god lmfao
Krystal Myth (3 месяца назад)
To be fair, Armstrong didn't lie in that video. Narcissists are good at using the truth against people. "Where were you last night?!" "I always go to Steve's on the weekend." "So you were at Steve's?" "I already said what I do like literally every weekend, and you know that, when have I not?!" No lying needed to not say the truth.
Roach DoggJR (3 месяца назад)
I think Olympics would be way more entertaining and way more significant if countries were allowed to (safely) engineer the athletes. Let the country with most advanced science and medicine win! Yet, again, I don't give three shits about sports and the Olympics.
anshuman aggarwal (3 месяца назад)
Simone biles therapeutic use exemption cheat - stupid system
Weirdjustweird Yep (3 месяца назад)
16:50 he has a sign that says gay on it
Squishyy (4 месяца назад)
chrisjacksonuk (4 месяца назад)
Dick Pound 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
KasimierLP (4 месяца назад)
I think doping should be legal but you have to say what you were taking do we know what's working.
Scott Jewett (4 месяца назад)
I wish this had actually had an effect, but considering Russia was banned from the 2018 Winter Olympics for doping, and then had athletes that competed under the Olympic flag that were ALSO busted for doping...
GOOD 2 KNOW (4 месяца назад)
People take aderal to enhance their ability to be productive at work, and move up the chain of command. In the end, it is hard on the organs but at the time people some how justify it. just like body builders who take steroids, their hearts pay the price. Peolple want to be a gold medal winner for the glory, money, fame, competitivness etc...... IT IS IN OUR NATURE TO DESIRE TO BE THE BEST. The olympics is a nice dream where we accept who wins with smile and humility. It is not about who is best. It is about countries coming together in a single opportunity to watch our countrymen do their best no matter what.
Christopher Asher (4 месяца назад)
These people essentially play recess for money. Fuck 'em.
Ethan (4 месяца назад)
The coach actor looks less like an actual coach and more like the coach character in a porno.
jack roberts (4 месяца назад)
How bout we have a doping category of the Olympics for the ones who give a fuck
Krista S. (4 месяца назад)
"Be Better Than God Intended" - love that
Carlos Ferrari (4 месяца назад)
It’s funny because EVERY SINGLE ONE of them are doped and only cry wolf when they lose - specially if Americans lose!
Nathan L (4 месяца назад)
The guy who took the car in the 1904 marathon had already given up so not really an example of cheating. The 1904 Olympic marathon is actually a fascinating story. Here's a very good video on it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4AhABManTw
Mycel (4 месяца назад)
Willem Kruit (4 месяца назад)
Alysia Montano also ran 800 meters when she was months pregnant.
BFlat (4 месяца назад)
My and my Hamilton obsession is a problem because at 8:26 when he’s talking about being “Schuyler Hamilton” I thought of Eliza Schuyler Hamilton and I am DONE WITH MYSELF.
Nero v Frost (4 месяца назад)
Your body isn't ready to pee after a run unless ofcourse you were running so that you can pee.
Ciizar D. (4 месяца назад)
think about this... doped olympics will be a separated even, at first, people wouldn't be so thrilled because it... because drugs and so... but after a while, because of ridiculous results, which overshadow the "normal" olympics more and more, our cultur will eventually evolve into celebrating the doped olympics even more... just because of more action and stuff... which will ultimately leed, that research will be funded to create better and better doping substances... out of which at some point the super soldier serum will rise... think about this, seriously... Olympics would become a sales show for drugs :D and could shift us human through substances on a counter part and indirectly preparing us against the rise of the machines through AI
Kriste Isopahkala (5 месяцев назад)
16:00 Nice work assuming that she was clean. She looks damn ripped and muscular for a natural.
Vitalii Komenda (5 месяцев назад)
waitalii that's funny name pronunciation :D
dozzer009 (5 месяцев назад)
If you want to get the in depth story, watch Icarus on Netflix. Very illuminating yet infuriating.
it'sgrace124 !! (5 месяцев назад)
On another note... No way did he just say his name was Dick Pound? That is one hell of a fucking name. Let’s just think about that for a second. Okay lull is over so Dick Pound is a person.. go on.
it'sgrace124 !! (5 месяцев назад)
Did anyone else think Schuyler Sisters from Hamilton when he said Skylar Hamilton?? No? I’m just a single loner Broadway geek? Okay. Cool.
SF (5 месяцев назад)
Uncastrated boars...that was recently used by the ex heavy-weight champion Tyson Fury! #WildBoar
Krystal Myth (5 месяцев назад)
I love the connotation that people who dope don't actually train or put forth any effort.
Portoweeb (5 месяцев назад)
fat muricas are cheaters and shit lol
Mike Watt (5 месяцев назад)
Eduard Gherasim (5 месяцев назад)
The US athlete finished 5th and she's crying that number 1 was doping?
Ciizar D. (4 месяца назад)
Eduard Gherasim Yes, because what point does it make if you give your life away to... what he said at 14:48
rjillidge3 (5 месяцев назад)
tony mandarich one of the biggest nfl busts and a huge user of doping agents
Katherine Mahrer (5 месяцев назад)
Some Things In Life (5 месяцев назад)
Doping = Michael Phelps
Bob bobson (5 месяцев назад)
It's pretty simple: have a roided up league, and a non roided up league. Then you're not pressuring anyone to dope, and if they destroy their bodies, well, that's pretty much what happens anyway. I don't like the stigma against steroids (I know they're not all actually steroids, but it's a catch-all term, and it would take too long to list everything by name), the way people think that oh if you're doping you did no work. Nah, the people that take those drugs do just as much as the people that don't, it's just that they also have that extra somethig
Anne-droid (5 месяцев назад)
9:20 I'd have to argue that, "You remind me of my daughter, so let's get freaky on a magazine that has my face on the cover," is considerably more viscerally upsetting than Michael Phelps and his mother in any scenario, except perhaps one which would involve her breastfeeding him after his 30th birthday.
BouncedClown592 (5 месяцев назад)
Pause at 13:13. That guy looks like failed angel whose wing got to close to an open flame from Hell.
You Han (5 месяцев назад)
I've never watched any of the olympic in all of my 34 years yet im still breathing n in good health n dont feel missed out. so wtf is it good for? oh yea to make a few thousand people famous and mske lot of fucking money while the people that watched it making minimum wage. isnt the original goal of the olympic was to promote peace around the earth yet after more than 100 years of its existence we still have wars and the planet is a much worse place to live in. so fuck the olympic
William Fairbrother (5 месяцев назад)
I believe doping should be allowed in professional sports. We allow football players to get brain damage. We allow professional pitchers in baseball to live a life of Hell with shoulder and arm pains. Don't even think about hockey. Naw The person who enters the world of professional sports is an actor. Actors snort as much cocaine as they like. Professional sports-people should be given the same right. w.
dragom2009 (5 месяцев назад)
But the damn Olympics are broken. One of they methods of detecting dopping is checking how high testorones levels you have. the amount red cells you have. they have a threshold you can not pass. And that makes the individual training pointless. If you body has respond your training and produced high amounts of testosterone or high amounts of red cells then you have to undergo a proces to reduce that to the level the Olympics Think you should not be able to cross. then what´s its the god damn Point with training, if they are gonna make it throw it away.
Kelsea Morton (5 месяцев назад)
"Last night I drank five beers, and fucked everyone in America." 😂😂

Хотите оставить комментарий?

Присоединитесь к YouTube, или войдите, если вы уже зарегистрированы.