You will receive at least one horrible gift this month. John Oliver has some tips for getting rid of it.
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Also, make sure what you're regifting doesn't have a personal note or inscription on it or at least try to fix it somehow. You don't want to give someone a book where someone wrote in pen, "May your dreams come true. Love, Aunt Mary."
I always regift to my sister and mother or I put it on the trading-table.
We have giveaway-tables and trading-tables in our hallway and our city, where you can put books, dvd's, clothes, shoes, jewelry and so on, that you don't want anymore.
Or you bring it to the thriftshop. Either way, problem solved.
With a teacher in the family, we always end up with endless regiftables. Every couple years we invite friends over and do a "Yankee Swap", but we provide all the gifts from crap people gave us that we dont want! Its great fun and people actually often find things they like haha
"A horrible gift, much like your pet, looks better dressed up." (2:30) I am calling on grammar Nazis! After the word, "gift" should there be a comma - to make an appositive phrase -, an en dash, or an em dash?
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Everyone's entitled to their opinions about gift giving, but if your opinion is that money is a disrespectful and uninspired gift, you're wrong.
That's liking saying you don't enjoy somebody giving the opportunity to do whatever the hell you want, because that's exactly what you're saying.
You could blow it all on more wine supplemented by what you bought for Boxing Day and drink yourself under the table when New Years rolls around to excuse yourself from that aunty of yours that won't stop asking why you don't have kids yet.
The easiest way is... PLEASE PLEASE STOP CELEBRATING THESE LUDICRIS HOLIDAYS! PLEASE! urgh... non of this would happen, you wouldn't be dragged down by even more obligations in life than you have to, i mean we have to work, earn money then give back that money and we have no choice in order to survive and we have to put up with god knows how many idiots, psycopaths and perverts on a daily basis (especially us women), we never choose to have to put up with them but WE DO and on top of that we can't really do much about it without being told we are the "disruptive" ones not the actual people who are... allowing the people bothering us to keep bothering us, but wait... it's THEN wrong if we finally get followed home, chased, beat-up, raped, stabbed or kidnapped :D oh the joys!. So the love of god... please stop celebrating xmas, valentines, thanksgiving, st patricks day, pancake day etc... i'm fine with halloween because that is actualy fun and it has a perfectly valid thing to celebrate even for adults, it's not just about candy and dressing up but has more of a meaning to it and we've all got some level of fasination about the Paranormal and weird things that go bump in the night. Life will be SO much easier for all of us if you stop and we will no longer be an evil, selfish piece of shit just for not giving someone a present :D.
Sure you can pass along crappy gifts to others but giving them on as gifts knowing full well they are crap that will only reflect back on you. Hand them out as regular day token hand-offs and stay classy.
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