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Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

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The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay." Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
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Kim Zulu (1 час назад)
How did she die...?
xNeymerez (1 час назад)
Why do people think this is real? The acting is so bad...
imawizegirl (7 часов назад)
Omg This is so funny
Orlan Smith (8 часов назад)
Euthanasia in America and Canada is illegal
Pyroteam Drenthe (11 часов назад)
She isn't brain dead. The Kid is just being arrogant against anything and everything
Rusty Carlos Valdez (11 часов назад)
I would want to help her myself I had hope
Rusty Carlos Valdez (11 часов назад)
She whined about thing being gay in that state
Sashique Golding (14 часов назад)
I could never do this to my child 😢😢
KD73 (15 часов назад)
ew
Rupa Ranjani (19 часов назад)
Bruh they should have made it a little less obvious that this shit is fake
TheSkyIsFalling (19 часов назад)
Haha cool
jordyn animates (19 часов назад)
Read description
Maddie Gaming (20 часов назад)
“I have crayons and mph”
wesley snipes (23 часа назад)
This is fucking stupid.
Woof (1 день назад)
Just take The wifi off...
faraz737 (1 день назад)
She has autism, leave her be (I'm aware this is fake)
Nobodyisgaming (1 день назад)
God bless her
Itskk Cat (1 день назад)
This is not real😂😂😂
SuperMarioJack (1 день назад)
FAKE!!!
Redem Legaspi (1 день назад)
ha ha ha ha
goldtone23 (1 день назад)
Man they're just murdering anybody in this town for anything, poor receptionist 😂😂😂
Nick McFarland (1 день назад)
What crap. Brain dead my ass.
Alexis Stahl (1 день назад)
but is it ok to be on electronics but still do sports go to school and hang with friends
linkiang 1 (1 день назад)
WTF? STUPID IDIOTS?
jelly draws (1 день назад)
the last one tho 2:47
BabyFire Panda08 (1 день назад)
We could get her to text her parents
jordyn animates (1 день назад)
Lol they are killing there child beacuse were to dumb to just say my TEENAGER is going through mood swings and won't talk to us.
jordyn animates (19 часов назад)
+Cassidy Deneau I know just being funny
Cassidy Deneau (21 час назад)
The Onion is a satire site. Its a joke.
Tangerine tea (1 день назад)
Dude just take her fuvking phone dumbasses
Abbey Fraser (1 день назад)
Not brain dead its called being a teenager lolol
patricktolliver87 (1 день назад)
OMG 😂😂😂 I was feeling bad for a minute
Alyssa D. (1 день назад)
I swear to god if this is real
pluvics (1 день назад)
error 404 file could not be found
killer_ Kuda (1 день назад)
Imagine she turned out to be lazy
Honey_Msp (2 дня назад)
If she can text she's not brain dead
Destyni Gipson (2 дня назад)
Really 😂😂😂✌🏿I hate when Parents do this
Ashanthy Kalenga (2 дня назад)
Are you joking 😡
Phoebe Morrison (2 дня назад)
Who would kill a person who is addicted to her phones?
scepin (2 дня назад)
I can't tell if it's real or fake cuz it's just so ridiculous
palito quemado (2 дня назад)
Fake news.
CAMuha088 (2 дня назад)
That mother has mental issues.... just my guess.
Weeb_Destroyer (1 день назад)
r/whoosh
camron Boyer (2 дня назад)
Lol
tyana sevilla (2 дня назад)
why didn't her mom just turn off her phone service?
tyana sevilla (2 дня назад)
WHAT? no the onion is the most accurate news channel on this site maybe even... the world
The Elders (2 дня назад)
tyana sevilla Because this is a joke.
Dolores Kirtley (2 дня назад)
Lol 😍😂😁
Hannah Q'd Up (2 дня назад)
She is still alive. How would you feel if you were legally killed for having a disease?!? 😡😡😡
Edge Lord (1 день назад)
If i was vegetative or couldn't be able to have the same opportunity as other kids then I would want to be
The Elders (2 дня назад)
Hannah Q'd Up Are you actually stupid.
Eva McNeal (2 дня назад)
There was no reason to kill that girl, She was probably just going through puberty and being all goth and stuff, I bet she regreted it when she DIED! But anyways its probably fake Imao
KillTech (2 дня назад)
This is fake ! It’s hard to believe any parent can be this self centered. If your not going to put a kid under for having Down syndrome, Then you won’t put a kid down for being partially brain dead.
The Elders (2 дня назад)
KillTech You're an idiot.
Elizabeth cullingworth (2 дня назад)
"Are you for real killing me right now" omg I'm dead
Jay S (2 дня назад)
They should have put her to sleep a long time ago.
Proxy_bros (2 дня назад)
THis is all staged dont believe this
The Elders (2 дня назад)
Proxy_bros It's almost like the onion is a joke news.
Sims Fan (2 дня назад)
Watch her autopsy would be funny
Sims Fan (2 дня назад)
Die die die bitch
Sims Fan (2 дня назад)
I hope she dies gets killed
Paul Grimm (2 дня назад)
Did you text her?
Crazy Clown (2 дня назад)
*Most teens are brain dead lazy fucks these days*
Elizabeth Coberly (2 дня назад)
Lol
Alisha Will (2 дня назад)
How is she texting if she’s brain dead? 🤔
Jeff Donaldson (2 дня назад)
I want to be euthanized so I don't have to work with all the idiots.
Jeff Donaldson (2 дня назад)
75% of people in Ohio are already like that.
Kalani Price (2 дня назад)
Why in the heck would you ever kill your twelve year old daughter?! I don’t like people who would ever think to murder their kids!
The Elders (2 дня назад)
Kalani Price You're stupid.
dick liddle (2 дня назад)
Nothing on the onion is real its just entertainment I repeat NOTHING!
Daniel Holcomb (2 дня назад)
Is katlynn a joke??????
Strawberry Milkshakes (3 дня назад)
1:18 "She's just an idiot" wow gee.. thanks.
LukeGamer 167 (3 дня назад)
Duh it happens to everyone it's mother nature you can't tell the internet to shut down
Holo Mermaid Cat (3 дня назад)
I can't beleve I thought this was real 😅 I was like 9 when I first saw this and I told it to my mum (just thought I'd say that I am sitting next to her right now) and I said to her about it and she said "if you where brain dead you wouldn't even be awake" then I reads the comments aaaaaand....yeah btw say happy birthday because tomorrow is my grannys birthday!! 1 like 1 happy birthday.
Titan Boii (3 дня назад)
Fake
The Elders (2 дня назад)
Titan Boii Yes. That's because it's a joke you moron.
LagiNaLangAko23 (3 дня назад)
30k people were exposed to harmful levels of stupidity at home when they were young. #SaveTheChildren #NoTo2ndHandIgnorance #EveryNeuronCounts #ThisHaveHashtagSoItMustBeImportant
Jayro Martinez Vermillion (3 дня назад)
This is really well done.
Action King (3 дня назад)
oh my god
Aubrey (3 дня назад)
She talks,moves fingers, just take her God damn phone
Lunawolf 08 (3 дня назад)
She is just being a teen. She's not Brian dead.
albi cortella (3 дня назад)
pathetic..
Shelly Brown (3 дня назад)
Yes this is all a joke. Don't know why people think stuff like this is funny. But almost every one wants to be YouTube famous
Guy who goes around saying Nope (2 дня назад)
This. Is. A. Fucking. Satire. Channel.
punchi_E (3 дня назад)
#GameEndKathleen
blastman8888 (3 дня назад)
3rd rate acting but it is funny
Thomas Gems (3 дня назад)
This is fake
Markessa Drisker (3 дня назад)
That girl is not brain dead if she can get on Facebook wtf
Cat Dabs (2 дня назад)
Markessa Drisker it’s fake dumbass
Josiah Wilson (3 дня назад)
The girl looks a little bit like Eve from Last Man Standing
Jairo 420 (3 дня назад)
WTF I hat it was real for A second
Hannah Davis (3 дня назад)
Ahhahahahahahhaha
Dark Sev. (3 дня назад)
I would like to be euthanized as well, thank you very much.
LagiNaLangAko23 (3 дня назад)
Dark Sev. Reading the comments again since I check this vid occasionally... I too want to be euthanized.
SimplyxDaniella (3 дня назад)
"Caitlin, Honey.. It's your dad" that made me laugh i swear my neighbors heard me laugh sm
panfriedd (3 дня назад)
this one was really good
casually casual (3 дня назад)
it's wicked hilarious to sort comments by new on these videos
Destiny Chua (3 дня назад)
Did ya try the internet
The G.O.A.T. (3 дня назад)
Is this real
LagiNaLangAko23 (3 дня назад)
Yes. RIP Caitlin.
casually casual (3 дня назад)
yes
mphoebecat (3 дня назад)
0:34 read the words at the bottom xD
Certified Geek (3 дня назад)
wtf
Deegan Claflin (3 дня назад)
Fake
casually casual (3 дня назад)
yes that is the point of this and everything else The Onion posts
Beebo! At The Disco (3 дня назад)
Damn, if this was my daughter I'd sell the WiFi.
RoCa_wolf Ava (3 дня назад)
Even if it's fake what parent decides to kill their child just bc it's brain dead, just bc if that she still active. Her nerves ain't all the way messed up. Don't end a little girl life like that just bc if stupid stuff. This must be fake what parents do that.
Caitlin Mccray (4 дня назад)
What parents give their child’s life up and listen how the parents talk
LagiNaLangAko23 (3 дня назад)
Caitlin Mccray you still alive Caitlin?
Caitlin Mccray (4 дня назад)
This is so fake you can’t fool me
The Elders (2 дня назад)
Caitlin Mccray You're an idiot.
Tom Patrick (4 дня назад)
She can text and talk on the phone and she is brain d e ad yea right click bait
The Elders (2 дня назад)
Tom Patrick You're an idiot.
venpenguin 7 (4 дня назад)
Why would they do that???? Is it really because she's supposedly brain dead?!
LagiNaLangAko23 (3 дня назад)
venpenguin 7 yes
Venu Wilson (4 дня назад)
What???
TinaLovesJesus (4 дня назад)
I think it will be murder to end her life,she looks like she can still do some things
Darlaimerner (4 дня назад)
I actually thought this was real for a minute and then my brain kicked in
Smiley Wolf (4 дня назад)
Poor thing, You SHOUDNT Put her down even tho shes brain dead. GIVE HER TIME. GIVE HER PHYSIOCAL THERAPY! Gosh
JunaidPlays (3 дня назад)
It's a joke read the comments
Traffic Cone (4 дня назад)
Well I’m not using my phone for awhile
McKenly Kaulback (4 дня назад)
She is talking

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