Meet Australia's President of the United States, Prime Minister Tony Abbott, the instigator of a wink-related scandal. He sometimes puts his foot in his mouth and other times chooses to say nothing at all.
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Okay... May I ask considering today's events to PLEASE do a video on Australian politics? Dig as far as you want, it's a fucking cluster-fuck (since 2010 we have had 6 different leaders and all of them in some way problematic from this to outright having almost 0 policies). The past week in particular was so crazy that we had someone on the left, an Asian lesbian on the centre and basically Australia's Mike Pence uniting to say that the current leading party is awful.
Please do something on it aside from Barnaby Joyce and Tony Abbott!
You only need to be an Australian citizen to be considered for Parliment. The countries very multi-cultural, so where you're born is not much of a concern. There's really no such thing as a "pure" Australian hence why birth doesn't matter. Except of course for the Aboriginal's, but we're still recovering from nation wide discrimination of them which has been going until very recently.
خیلی شرمنده ام تونی چی کشیدی خداییش برای من قابلی، خیلی با حرکات ت عشق کردم نباشه رو دستت ....دوست داشتنی هستی آخه من داشتم زندگی خودم رو می کردم تو هم اذیت شدی خیلی همش در حال رفت و برگشت به انگلیس و استرالیا شده بود من مقصر نیستم بخدا از من ناراحتی؟؟؟من به هیچ کس چیزی نگفتم بخدا از این که خیلی اذیت شدی چه میدونم دست من نبوده بازی خودتونه ولی چی کشیدی نه تونی در هر صورت هر جا هستی تو خاطره من جا داری مطمئن هستم منو فراموش نخواهی کرد بخدا .....می تونی اون سالهای ریاست جمهوری خودت در استرالیا رو فراموش کنی ولی من از خصوصیات اخلاقی شما خوشم میومد قاطع بودی داشتم کارها تو در تلویزیون تونی ببخش منو آخه دست من نبود که کاری از دستم بر نیومد براتون کنم چی کشیدی تو این مدت ریاست جمهوری در استرالیا ......من زندگی خودم رو می کردم شما هم در گیر زندگی من شدی 😔😔😔
Whats weird about this is that now this looks a lot more like Australia's diet version of Trump.
All I'm hoping for is that America finally has a "Knighting Prince Phillip" moment. To explain, Abbott instated a system where he would give Australian Knighthoods and Damehoods to whoever he saw fit. On Australia's national holiday, he gave one to Prince Phillip (for those that don't know, Abbott's relationship to England is almost like what Trump's relationship to Russia is). It was a move that was so controversial his own party called for a leadership challenge between Abbott and the Inanimate Carbon Rod within a few days. Its widely seen as the moment he became a political dead man walking, 6 months later he was replaced with the Prime Minister we have now. With Trump...I don't know what else he could do but I hope it happens.
His own party dumped him as prime minister he is NOTHING now, sits in parliament on the back bench shit stirring the wanka (who stabbed tony in the back) who took his job.. boo hoo! tony, and boo hoo! the wanka.
So some people hate their prime minister in a democracy. He must bad. Just like how Obama must be bad because some people hate him. AThis is the dumbest explination about democractically elected leader in the history of stupid comment about democracy
Abbott Apologists seem to have an incredible ability to live in the past "glory" of winning an Election against Rudd/Gillard/Rudd as though this was some sort of achievement. They, then continue, as Abbott does to continually snipe at the Coalition Government, presumably so when Labor win Government at the next Election, they will seem to have achieved their petty revenge.
I'm watching this now and I don't think you could make one on Turnbull, even though the LNP are crap overall as a party.
Say what you will about him but he's not a goof like Tony (well, he did invent the internet after all). He can conduct himself infront of the media and won't eat onions, threaten to shirtfront other world leaders or say shit like "suppository of wisdom". Abbott definitely had an image problem.
You could maybe do one on the LNP overall since their other ministers and MPs are goofs. George Christensen is a trainwreck
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