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adipsous (13 часов назад)
I think Jill Stein's answer to the 9/11 question was spot on.
Suhas Das (16 часов назад)
Joe Exotic has recently been arrested for trying to plot a murder of a large CEO after losing the Oklahoma gubernatorial election
Jack Sarkisian (18 часов назад)
"Who or what killed Biggie and Tupac" shit has me dyin
A.M. (1 день назад)
It's 2018, and I really regret not electing Joe Exotic.
Eibhlin Cassidy (3 дня назад)
2:11 “and I’m new in town.”
DiabloMinero (4 дня назад)
Aleppo is a type of pepper with a similar flavor to Marash pepper
Katy Ann (4 дня назад)
GRITTY 2020
roger army (5 дней назад)
Well... look who’s in charge now
Philolaus Sith66 (5 дней назад)
The Truth About Addiction, Addicts, Users, and Pushers: Don't EVER pin your drug stereotypes on ME. I say we root these users and pushers one by one and crucify them for destroying humanity. Wake the F up. I'm not playing their poster boy or fashion victim. They need to put the horse in the right stable for once. Tell these users not to crawl back to my society after rehab and to just OD. Hey, they took the legal jobs, why don't they F'ing do something for once besides picking their asses. The legal lines were already drawn. I don't need these potheads or worse in my way. Don't sell me your denial businesses. You all start to F'ing quit. You aren't Poe, and his writing should be canceled. These nuts think they wake up after a week. Brain plasticity takes like 25 years. FU, and stop confusing psychiatry with psychology. I don't need their therapy BS. They think clean people are out there succeeding and falling for success stories and marketing tactics, or scrubbing their kitchen floors. FU, again. Drug "gas" lasts for years and years. They'll be out there super performing with a half-wit the whole time. One more and they're a "roont" plow like from the Gunslinger novels. I don't need this.
IThinkWithMy Dick (9 дней назад)
Below: Another typical rightard who insults any socialist or Marxist or anyone who sees positives in socialism or Marxism for not instantly agreeing with their free market anarchy religion.
sidharth cs (10 дней назад)
What's wrong with this country?
sidharth cs (10 дней назад)
Our chief minister is better than all these presidential candidates
Okabe Rintaro (10 дней назад)
My dream is to take one of those screaming bitches in the public, and R.A.P.E her. God..., at least give her cancer. I'm not asking for much !
iiHashbrownii (10 дней назад)
Americans are so easily offended, I would love to see a debate between an 18-year-old American voter, and 18-year-old English voter
Banality Of Life (14 дней назад)
The lack of coverage on the only real candidate, Vermin Supreme, is an outrage.
Maggie Foster (14 дней назад)
B-b-b-but Bernie?!
Simon Chacha (14 дней назад)
I cannot BELIEVE there was no mention of Vermin Supreme
moonlily1 (14 дней назад)
Gary Johnson was a nut and Jill Stein was a fruit. Whether you want to admit it or not, Clinton was the only competent and reasonable adult on the ballot.
One World (17 дней назад)
SHAME on Oliver for flipping off Jill Stein with such lighthearted arrogance! Of course the US can afford to cancel student debt, one way or the other. How many trillions are spent on catastrophic wars? The real issue is, how can we organize real opposition to the R/D Corporate War Party that is destroying any resemblence of a humane society and, in fact, actively pushing the entire human race towards extinction? This is what is at stake! And the abysmal failure of the Dems to represent their voters is what gave us Trump - not third parties or "Russia". Remember, Oliver is paid lavishly by the same 0.1 procenters that benefit from this rigged system. He is a Fake Progressive. Go watch The Jimmy Dore Show instead!
natkatmac (17 дней назад)
My favorite president of all time won as an independent. Fun Fact: The Democrats and Republicans used to be one party - aptly named the Democratic-Republican Party (1792). It was formed to oppose the Federalist Party (1789). The Federalist Party fell (1824), the Democrats split off (1824), and those who didn't like either option created the Anti-Mason Party (1828), later merged into the Whig Party (1840). Basically 1. Democrats and Republicans used to be on the same side and 2. There used to be a successful third party. If we did it once, we can do it again!
Nick F (16 дней назад)
The Republicans and Democrats are still on the same side of a lot of pretty disturbing things. Mass murder in the middle east being one of them.
Latrodecta Hespara (19 дней назад)
Y'know, other than the atrocious lyrics, I kinda liked Stein's song. Even her vocals were kinda nice.
K C (20 дней назад)
Your guys' third parties seem pretty pointless. They don't seem to have any chance of winning. Our (Ontario's) third party almost won in our recent provincial election. It was so close... so close... (Our premiere sucks lol)
Nick F (19 дней назад)
Republicans and Democrats hate each other, but the one thing the work well together at it's maintaining the duopoly. And really they aren't so different if you look at platforms, not personalities.
Raj Singh (24 дня назад)
I thought Indian elections are dum. American are ahead
Aidan MacNamin (24 дня назад)
Imma be honest... I actually kinda liked the song
Tomás Roma (26 дней назад)
Wow I remember seeing a documentary about weird pets in the us and Joe exotic was in it. He didn’t mention anything about running for the presidency though.
d k (28 дней назад)
When are gonna people learn that Al gore won Florida, it was stolen by Bushes brother
Noobionic (28 дней назад)
I see why immigrants take your job
MultiJebusChrist (29 дней назад)
I cast thousands of illegal votes for Joe Exotic.
Wheels Lifts (29 дней назад)
Jill is literally a pushover agreeing with everything anyone says and Mr tongue is trying to win votes by being a comedian. Why didnt I watch the news back then to see this. Literally hilarious. By the way, prohibition? Who the hell tries to run for president with prohibition as one of your tools in your belt? Did he even get 1 vote? Everyone doesnt want prohibition. Either they love alcohol, like alcohol or dont drink and have friends or family that like to drink a bit. The only people that would vote for that are 5 year olds that dont know what alcohol is.
Triple P (1 месяц назад)
True John, but many of your exact arguments can be applied to the Democratic and Republican candidates...
Sean Hogan (1 месяц назад)
You forgot to mention Vermin Supreme.
Nick F (19 дней назад)
I love that guy.
william willie (1 месяц назад)
British national trying to influence our election he should be made to register as a foreign agent
Luminous Dark (1 месяц назад)
biggie and Tupack
Vaibhav Prakash (1 месяц назад)
Hows it going thr with Trump?? You corporate hag. After grossly misleading people about Jill Stein's policies. You along with all the neoliberals deserve whats coming to you. Oh wait but you shitheads wont be the ones to suffer. It will be the people who are already down on luck. You know the ones who were actually wanting third party candidates.
Nick F (18 дней назад)
Here grandmother who lost her grandson to a drone strike and wrote about it to the new York times. Are they a part the this conspiracy? https://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/18/opinion/the-drone-that-killed-my-grandson.html Let's check in on Libya. https://www.africanexponent.com/post/7974-hillary-clintons-role-in-libya-and-the-killing-of-gaddafi This one's a bit more tame, but it still illustrates your goddesses character and the culture surrounding her whole campaign. https://money.cnn.com/2016/10/31/media/donna-brazile-cnn-resignation/index.html She was also anti legalization of weed, a blatantly racist law. She was anti gay until 2013. She thinks that the most powerful man in the world having sex with a 23 year old in the oval office isn't sexual harassment.
Nick F (18 дней назад)
+JacksonJin wow. If you think that Hillary never being president somehow means she's had no power, then you are truely clueless about politics.
JacksonJin (18 дней назад)
Clinton was never president, and you have a patently untrue idea of what a "regime" is. Also in general you just spat a bunch of bullshit right up there in the nonsense-scale with Benghazi and Uranium. Buzzwords debunked with a Google search (provided you steer clear of Infowars and the like.) You're okay with conspiracy and bullshit putting limp-dicked wannabe dictators in power, and that's okay. Trump will be on his way out soon. Mueller's coming to town.
Nick F (18 дней назад)
+JacksonJin and false indictments, yes or no, is Hillary Clinton a war hawk? (Hint, check her voting record) Yes or no, did Obama kill an American citizen in Yemen? (Hint, yes, it's verifiably true). Yes it no, under the Obama/Hillary regime did we go from being involved in 2 wars, to 7? (I hope you get the point now.) Just face it. All you care about is the political sport, and if you have to look past innocent people in poor countries being killed, then you're ok with doing that. I'm not.
Nick F (18 дней назад)
+JacksonJin sure. Jill Stein got 1% of the vote and she singlehandedly got Trump elected. An ignorant boob is an ignorant boob. And only an ignorant boob would think 1% of the vote is enough to swing an electoral college win.
Hannah Hinrichs (1 месяц назад)
3:52 pikachu is gay
Grape (1 месяц назад)
Now Exotic is catching a case lol
Mitch O'Brien (1 месяц назад)
Well I voted for Harambe so suck it America
Meagan (1 месяц назад)
3:54 awe Pikachu is gay.
BloodRider 14 (1 месяц назад)
Joe Exotic is perfect
jntc126 (1 месяц назад)
I used to think John Oliver was cool, now I see him for the shill that he is. What we need most in this country is a real alternative to the two corporate bought parties. I voted for the lesser of two evils in 2016 and I will forever regret it. Never again. Jill Stein could save this country, but people like Oliver and his mindless crwod laugh at her. Such fools.
Nick F (18 дней назад)
+JacksonJin This is mass murder. https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_561fafe2e4b028dd7ea6c4ff This is good natured humor about arguably the most despicable crime known to man. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cCDzRtZLUkc Here's a little bit about how much she's profited from the speeches she gives to those swell guys at the banks. https://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/08/us/politics/hillary-clinton-speeches-wikileaks.html Quit making excuses. Also worth noting in another comment you say Jill Stein "didn't have a snowballs chance in hell" to win, but Stein voters (1% of the vote if I'm not mistaken) are to blame for Hillary "super predators" Clinton's loss? Let's be real. At the heart of the issue, is that Trump constantly says dumb shit. Obama's record deportations are fine because he's a cool guy, who kids around with Zach galifianakis. Bills rapes and sexual predation is no big deal because he plays the sax. Hillary's war crimes and... You know... Everything else... Are easily ignored because she talks about Pokemon, and tells Charlemagne she likes hot sauce (because black people love hot sauce right? (Yuck)). To think that Trump is anything but the end result of decades and decades if the lesser of two evils is delusion we can no longer afford. It's time to grow up.
jntc126 (19 дней назад)
+JacksonJin You are part of the problem. You're so angry its off putting. I get it, I thought and still think the same way you do about Trump which is why I VOTED FOR HILLARY YOU DUMB FUCK! You were so busy foaming at the mouth that you didnt even pick up on that did you dipshit?? After having voted for her I realized it was a mistake becuase the entire system is broken. You can yell and pound your chest, but Dems are losing people right and left. Why? Because they're greedy corporate bastards, JUST LIKE THE REPUBLICANS. So you can get mad at me, but mybe you should check yourself and your party, before you go around demonizing people for getting fed up with the bullshit. Being an asshole isn't winning hearts and minds douche nozzle. As a matter of fact, you make the Republicans sound right when they say the left is now the closed minded side. So pat yourself on the back for helping another Dem see the light. Kinda the opposite of what you were hoping to accomplish, right?
JacksonJin (19 дней назад)
See, I shouldn't have to dignify this bullshit with an answer, but it's actually satisfying to point out shit so blatantly wrong, so I'll oblige. Clinton? Acted within the law at all times, is STILL unable to be indicted for *anything* despite the GOP getting full control of the house for 2 years AND spending billions on investigations into her, and regardless stood firm as the only candidate who both understood global politics and didn't advocate using nukes for the hell of it. Trump's quote? "If we have 'em, why can't we use 'em?" You wanna talk about mass murder, let's get in on Trump trying to meet an unarmed *refugee* caravan with a full compliment of troops, spending taxpayer money to threaten innocent civilians fleeing firing squads. Let's talk about Pence, more than happy to try and follow up on his Anti-LGBTQ rhetoric and dehumanize entire groups of people, demonize and directly get them killed. Let's talk about Trump's asinine combat decisions, including attempting to provoke a nuclear war out of North Korea, over a pissing contest. Contrast Clinton... Who did not advocate "mass murder." And was a perfectly fine choice if you weren't the kind of nutcase who believed Pizzagate was a real thing and charged into a pizzaria with a gun to get at their basement that doesn't exist. Get your shit outta here, bub.
Nick F (19 дней назад)
+JacksonJin you're just all over these comments blaming third parties for Hillary's spectacular loss aren't you? It's delusional at this point. Mass murder us the line. No amount if mean comments makes me vote for mass murder. Sorry Democrats.
JacksonJin (21 день назад)
Sure, jntc126, I'm sure people will believe your bullshit... Oh no, wait, people realized how shit abstaining from voting or voting for a third party was when 2 years of Trump turned out to be the actual worst and everyone acknowledged how rigged the system is to hand power over to republicans in absence of majority voting. As such? Fuck off.
Roedy Green (1 месяц назад)
Given that Bush never told the truth, it is unlikely his version of what happened on 9/11 is substantially correct. We still have not seen photos of how that great hole appeared in the side of the Pentagon.
Rolfus Adolfus Malthus (1 месяц назад)
Stein is essentially right re student debt. The Fed is independent in name only, its chairman and board are govt appointees and would be replaced if they vetoed a democratically mandated federal program. Get better informed (and funnier) writers, Mr Oliver.
ZankuroMinazuki (1 месяц назад)
It's 2018 and looking back it makes me so sad that we could have had a tiger for Secretary of State and a Lioness as Vice President and neither of those things happened. And I'm more sad about what did end up in the White House.
Pete Sperandio (1 месяц назад)
Apparently Joe Exotic allegedly put a hit on the "bitch from Florida": https://nypost.com/2018/09/10/zookeeper-named-joe-exotic-accused-in-murder-for-hire-plot/
Captain Phoenix (1 месяц назад)
Third parties are kind of like Communism: They sound like a good idea in theory, but in practice they nearly always make things worse.
Captain Phoenix (1 месяц назад)
Yeah, that's the thing: Third Partiers always say that you shouldn't vote for the "lesser of two evils"- but they seldom make a convincing case for why they're not just another evil- you're just supposed to assume that because they're a third party, they're inherently better. But if you look closely, third party candidates usually SUCK. Seriously, the only reason Jill Stein wasn't the worst candidate in 2016 is because Donald Trump was running.
Def Misanthrope (1 месяц назад)
Gary Johnson really is a poster-child for the dangers of WAY too much weed.
Monad Rymael (1 месяц назад)
That Gary guy still seems more sane then Trump, the orange is just a little better at hiding it from morons.
Nick F (19 дней назад)
I wasn't in love with Gary being the nominee (as someone who leans libertarian) but if you're genuinely interested in the platform check out Larry Sharpe (he ran for governer of New York). Or even Ron Paul. A lot of people would like to paint libertarians as fringe lunatics. And maybe it is lunacy to want to end the wars, end the drug war, stop over policing, and lower taxes, but those all seem reasonable to me. See what you think, and if you don't agree, fair enough.
Matthew Cool (1 месяц назад)
What about Harabe?
NinepinsKnave (1 месяц назад)
I think the missing lyrics in Jill Stein's song about riding bicycles are "on the road so far to go" and I'm sorry that I took the time to solve that mystery.
TheManUnitedFTW (1 месяц назад)
I don't know, this whole Anti-Stein student debt thing looked as if Clinton paid John Oliver to redicule Stein.
Emm Bee Sea (1 месяц назад)
Two years have passed and neither Joe Exotic nor Vermin Supreme have gotten the support they deserve.
Midnight Turmoil (1 месяц назад)
john exotic has been accused of attempted murder no joke look at it here https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/zm5eg8/zookeeper-joe-exotic-hit-men-animal-rights-activist-murder-florida-vgtrn
J Cole (1 месяц назад)
Don’t be so douchey/ British John. That yellow tie and jeans fucking rock.
August L (1 месяц назад)
Both the pikachus have pointed tails as opposed to the one in the dress having the heart shape emblematic of female pikachus. GAY PIKACHU BEACH WEDDING!!
The Amazing Gible (2 месяца назад)
Did anyone else notice Pikachu is wearing a Yarmulke?
Richie Duck (2 месяца назад)
3:50 My Big Fat Gay Jewish Pikachu Wedding
Elaina Kae (2 месяца назад)
Ya except no gop candidate will vote for any of the 3 so all it does is help republicans unfortunately because it just splits up democratic vote. Republicans love this
Nick F (19 дней назад)
And I know a bunch of Republicans personally that voted Johnson.
Nick F (19 дней назад)
No it doesn't. No principled green or libertarian would ever vote for war mongering Hillary Clinton.
Limbo Bilbo (2 месяца назад)
Joe exotic, represents the true Americans
DavidVT23 (2 месяца назад)
Joe Exotic has been arrested for trying to have "some bitch in Florida" killed, in one of the least surprising moves ever.
GH09159 (2 месяца назад)
I still reckon vermin supreme is the single greatest politician in history
Nick F (19 дней назад)
You should watch his documentary. He's actually a pretty smart guy.
Egalitarian Ethos (2 месяца назад)
Third parties have to answer unprepared questions by the mainstream media vs the two corporate parties answer prepared questions by the mainstream media.
Josh Beck (2 месяца назад)
We've been indoctrinated into thinking the two party system is the only way
Koals (2 месяца назад)
Joe Exotic has recently been indicted for hiring a hitman to kill someone... just sayin
Eli Spizzichino (2 месяца назад)
Joe Exotic Indicted! https://youtu.be/dZiXA2iRpXc
beccabunny09 (2 месяца назад)
Jill Stein proves that there is a leftist equivalent of self righteous cringy Christian songs.
Rose Black (2 месяца назад)
Female pikachu have a v shaped tail. Do your research lol
Liam T.W (2 месяца назад)
Bad news: Joe Exotic was arrested for trying to hire a hitman to murder someone. https://newsok.com/article/5610609/former-oklahoma-zookeeper-joe-exotic-to-stay-locked-up-in-murder-for-hire-case
Thomas Malin (2 месяца назад)
I thought joe exotic was gonna say he had sex with the male tigers after the gay comment, boy was I wrong.
oregon trackers (2 месяца назад)
U.S. GOV'T LOSES LANDMARK VACCINE LAWSUIT https://www.real.video/5827431528001
Lizzy F (2 месяца назад)
Didn’t Joe Exotic put out a hit on rival tiger sanctuary owner because she said he didn’t treat his tigers well?
Andy Cruz (2 месяца назад)
9:25 issa bop! 😂😭
gobbledygook Hert (2 месяца назад)
Trump isn't a sociopath he is a psychopath.
Devon Martin (2 месяца назад)
In 2018 I googled Joe Exotic and he's been indicted for hiring an assassin now
Noah (2 месяца назад)
this segment is wrong. please inform yourself better john, or dont take money to smear somebody
Impora (2 месяца назад)
3:54 Those Pikachu's are either crossdressing or it's a gay Pikachu wedding, 'cause the one in the dress ain't female
#OccupyDogtown (2 месяца назад)
Eat shit Oliver. You’re a lying piece of fucking garbage.
#OccupyDogtown (2 месяца назад)
Who the fuck watches this stupid cunt?! He’s a fucking retarded bloody cocksucking sub human shit stain.
#OccupyDogtown (2 месяца назад)
Fuck off, you fucking worthless pathetic lying limey cunt! You have your head so far up Hillary’s vagina, you’re a guest star in frazzle drip
Ainsley Ort (2 месяца назад)
17:18 My sister just said that maybe they felt good because they took a huge dump and it felt nice letting it all out. Or maybe they let out a massive fart.
Ainsley Ort (2 месяца назад)
I can imagine the headlines. Terror at the Polls: Gas Leak Leaves Officials Questioning What One Man Had For Dinner
Ainsley Ort (2 месяца назад)
3:54 Female Pikachus have a heart-shaped end to their tale. Is that a male Pikachu in a dress? Is this a trans Pikachu? WE NEED ANSWERS! (Although there was an actual trans Pikachu in an episode of the show and she just taped a heart to her tail so maybe he’s metrosexual and he likes dresses?)
Mickey McGowan (2 месяца назад)
why was vermin supreme not included in this video
Abby Rose (3 месяца назад)
Anyone else see that Joe Exotic was indicted for hiring a hitman on that sumabitch in Florida?
Zackapo (3 месяца назад)
you elected the fucking worst. you keep ruining the world for some fucking reason
clipobserver (3 месяца назад)
Joe Exotic is now arrested for trying to kill that bitch in Florida.
Blain Fowler (3 месяца назад)
Joe Exoctic was arrested this weekend in the town in which I live for a murder for high scheme. HAHAHAHA.
Bill Diaz (3 месяца назад)
Joe Exotic was just charged with trying to hire a hit man to kill Carol Baskin, the CEO of a Big Cat rescue group in Florida! https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article218059300.html Have a great day!
Cynical Liberal (3 месяца назад)
Would’ve written in Steve Kerbel but I was 14.
Pavan Sai Teja Reddy (3 месяца назад)
BERNIE SANDERS!
Loura Canisara (3 месяца назад)
Fun fact: the pikachu wedding graphic shows a gay pikachu couple. Both of them were male because pikachu are sexually dimorphic, meaning the males and females look different. They differ in the shape of their tails, with females having a heart shape on the end of it. Therefore, the pikachu shown in the graphic were both male
Jackie Farrow (3 месяца назад)
The worst hit piece I have ever seen, hold your head in shame Oliver.
Nick F (19 дней назад)
He was so good before this too. It's really sad to see him sell out.
Keith Barnes (3 месяца назад)
Hello....Alaska?
James Brice (3 месяца назад)
Please forgive for saying this but I thought third parties in America were just a myth like unicorns and Trump's business acumen.
Patrick Bode (3 месяца назад)
Jimmy Dore, a liberal, explaining how wrong John Oliver is about this -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaG4qz2T3QI
Alyse Haner (3 месяца назад)
Joe Exotic 2020
Anna Bagnall (3 месяца назад)
God, I miss Joe Exotic
Josiah Sanchez (3 месяца назад)
Yeah these two options are way worse than Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton... Both of whom want to expand the wars we have. Great job Jon Oliver.
Mysunettingpoem (3 месяца назад)
I'm fine with libertarians, because they actually have different beliefs than republicans. But I think that the Green Party is throwing away their votes, considering the Democratic Party holds most of their views.
Nick F (19 дней назад)
They don't though. The Dems elected a warmonger candidate. Greens are anti war.
m-felix (3 месяца назад)
this is so pre-Trump
Nappyheaded Josh (3 месяца назад)
Joe Exotic 2020

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